I haven't reviewed this yet, so here I go!

Yay! BUM mutilation! *sigh* If only. . .

The only thing that could even possibly justify that *horrible* cartoon, is that Robert Stack did a voice in it before he passed away. . . The poor dude didn't know it was gonna suck. . .

Anyway, you need to continue this! YOU MUST! _ MORE! I want to see the Sponge go DOWN!

Irritating Security pup won't let me review where I want, Oh well.

I do hope you're gonna keep working on this, I would sincerely like to beat the tar out of a spongy-like being, or any of the multitude of morons found around him. Possibly using a cheese grater.

Also, I would be extrememly grateful if I could get a chance to glomp Ichus. He's cute, and his voice is squeaky.

I would also like to donate a large crate of stink-bomb grenades, created from my sister's socks. (they are EXTREMELY effective)

Thank you for getting this chapter out. It took awhile but I won't complain, it's not your fault that you got writer's block. I can't wait until we actually get to do some harm. I just hate that sponge soooooo much. Although I would like to shove that saxophone down the octopus's throat. Oh yeah, could I somehow get a cheese grater?

_ Whee-HOO! More doom, and.. STUFF! WHOOOOOOOO! ::::grabs herself some popcorn::: Hee hee hee..

moonwing: thats scarie!

metabee:um...

moonwing: more doom! hehe...

metabee: _;

Oooooh! OOOOOOOOH! Even though I cant doom shtuff,take these exploding Dib plushies!(Dey latch onto stuff and explode..simple..And they start underwater! Which is REAL good!) and a couple-a toilet seats! *hands you many annoyingly hued toilet seats* Dey ish good for knocking people out!

Now excuse while I kill a B.U.M fan...*grabs a toilet seat and goes off into the shadows with "Kittie"..many blood curdling screams are heard..then she comes back out*

GREAT story! Keep it going!

I give to you spoons. What? They are perfectly good weapons. Oh fine. Here have a bazooka, two machine guns, and a large chest full of dynamite. I still think that all you need is spoons though. Have you every attacked somebody with a spoon? It is slow and painfull...*gets dazed dreamy look*...Anyway good luck. Good-bye, God bless, and Huggles to all!

Kristin

I would like to give you some of my sporks of doom, their very good weapons... AND THEY DOOM GOOD!(starts giggling insanly for no reason) HEEEEEHEEEEHEEE! ok, I'm done now. I like this fic so far, it's cool! _ TO O_o

Hey you! BUM's rule! Get it straight!

YAYY! I won a fist fight! Please let me do some major bodily harm in Spongebob world. Umm, weapons...lets see. Well I like to play around with small hatchets.(I got to chop a limb off of a dying tree in our backyard with it. It was fun) Now for a quote wich seems highly appropriate.

Squee: Sponges are scaaary.

Sticky grenades rule! :::does a happy dance to the BUM dooming, which involves squeaky noises coming from Irken Insane::: And the grenades were used on da Bums! :::sighs happily::: Die, BUM, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! _

And you know what stinks? 7 out of 8 new emails were complete JUNK! Wheeee!

Hehe, this has absolutely nothing to do with your still-awesome fic, but I just thought some people might enjoy this: I actually bought a BUM toy(the blue one). Then, I cut almost all its head off with scissors, leaving only a bit of fabric. Then I taped one end of a string to the ceiling and tied the other to the little piece of fabric on its neck. Then I splattered red food coloring on it. Walah-an instant doomed martian! Ha, I'm so sick... True story, REALLY!

Hmmmm...you could cut Spongebob up into small pieces and seal them in plastic, then sell them for more weapons to mutilate the rest of the cast! Everyone loves small not living-and-wearing-square-pants sponges!

OH YAY! OH YAY! THANK YOU, ZAIFAE, FOR LETTING ME KILL THE BLUE BUM! I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T DOOM ANYTHING ELSE! I GOT MY REVENGE! I HAVE HAPPINESS! I HAVE PIZZA! I HAVE CAPS-LOCK SYNDROME! I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW!