I liked this story a lot. I'm sure there have been lots of mixed opinions, but personally I'm glad someone so elegantly vocalized what a sappy, stupid Mary Sue Bella really is. Also, the plot was interesting and unusual, especially how George dies. My overall rating is positive.

Eagle

best ending ever.!

I. LOVE. This. :P I cannot believe that you made me like Edward and Bella, considering that I absolutely hate Twilight. XD You have to write more parodies like this! I was planning on writing concrit today, btu I can't even think of anything bad about it. I'd say that the fact that it's about Twilight in the first place is horrible, but you were poking fun at it, and I must respect that. XD Please write more parody and/or comedy stories!
Wolfy

Oh, lovely end. Very well finished.

I didn't expect the package that I found; something labeled parody isn't often unexpectedly sweet and well, neat at the same time. Too much hilarity not much plot, style usually.

Also, why'd'ya kill Hester? I was rooting for her!

So Bella wrote in a blank universe for... you? Didn't you have trouble writing about, essentially, yourself? I know one of the funnest things to do is to know an OC, or a character so well you know what they'd do in a specific scenario. Aren't you, well, biased (sort of, it's still a wrong word, I don't have better) when it comes to yourself?

Unless you just made a self insert and treated him like an OC. I don't think so, he comes off realer somehow. The only self-insert story I have ever managed to read. Though I kind of had occasional trouble wondering, 'Is this real...?'

I'm not doing a great job of expressing myself, am I? Well, it's been a sleepless night and the sun is coming up. I call that an excuse. Incoherency happens.

And A-hum. Can you be pulled up for the entire 'breaking the TOS' thing for this? 'Cause in a real story it's along the lines of 'any RESEMBLANCE to persons...' and that certainly fits.

Just wondering :)

i just wanna say some stuff. same person as that recent review.

when i was a young weeaboo fond of harry potter fanfiction and emoticons, i discovered the literate union.

and you guys pissed me off.

i don't know why. probably because i had bad taste in fanfic and you guys ripped on my friends. i don't know. the point is, you annoyed me the most because you were smarter than me, and i had always thought i was smarter than everyone, because i read books or something. (whatever. like millions of people don't read.)

and now it's like...i'm looking back on you, and you all just seem like pretentious fifteen year olds trying to see who can use the biggest words and make the most references to mainstream required reading and typical high schooler shit like that. and i'm kinda smiling about it because like, wow. it's nice that i've grown up i guess? i don't know. it's just cool to look back on all this.

but anyway twilight does suck lol. this was pretty funny.

LMAO! This parody is as good as the original story.

I'm glad you're not part of the LU. They would hammer you for the self-insert, even though self-inserts as OCs are acceptable.

This story is in violations of the rule. The rules clearly state the summary can't contain cuss/offensive words.

Have a nice hypocritical free day.

Hi! I just wanted to say that I thought this story was hilarious. I love pointing out plot holes, especially in movies :D

OMG. Awesome story. I really can't think of anything else to say. This is pure genius... brilliant really.

I read this a while ago, but I completely forgot to review and favorite. Silly me. XD

Anyway, this isn't a parody, at least not in the usual sense of the word. Maybe it was at first, but this here is quite possibly a masterpiece. The fic itself was brilliant, and the ending was the perfect wrap-up to a great story. I wish I were better at reviewing positively, but I'll just give you this: Bravo!

oh my god george gets happiness and bella does and edward does EVERYONE DOES

heathers...dead? NO NO NO shes not dead SHE CANNOT DIE

OMFG.

BRO.

THAT.

WAS.

FUCKING.

AWESOME.

YOU.

ARE.

LEGEND.

This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you:

A. My left testicle

B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea

C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B

D. All of the above

If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize:

A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better” (which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart?

Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well, run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise, I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap right out of myself.

Best regards,

F/R

Oh my goodness! I just finished reading this and it was amazing!

Thanks for the great entertainment!