OMG I love it! ROTFLOL!! ICB!!

lol this is so funny.

“How did someone get a picture of me handcuffed to you?” Gibbs asks Abby, scowling." - I can just imagine the expression on Gibbs' (and it seems I have now decided by default that that is how the possessive form - as in something belonging to Gibbs - should be written) face there: It is the same one he had early (or maybe it was in the middle-ish) in season two where DiNozzo said that McGee will teach him (DiNozzo) to do something or other technological and then DiNozzo would teach what McGee taught him to Gibbs, and Gibbs went: "McGee teaches you and you teach me?! That's backward!"
“When were you handcuffed to him?” Tony wonders, nudging Abby lasciviously." - That is none of your beeswax, DiNozzo!
"But look…” Abby moves her mouse down the list. “We’re first, Gibbs.” “You and Gibbs?” Ducky leans forward incredulously. “Am I in any of these stories?” “What, with me and Gibbs?” Abby asks with a grin. “I never knew you were the type-” - Hehehe, if only Abby knew! There is a fic author called Tallis224 on this site who writes the most amazing pre-series, smutty (but tastefully so) Ducky/OFC fics.
“There you are. Ducky/Jenny, Ducky/Ziva, and Ducky/Abby.” “I am not seeing this,” Ziva mutters." - I don't know, Ziva...I'm into younger blokes, thus my total crush on Timmy, but even I have to admit Ducky is not exactly hard on the eyes.
"Abby shrugs. “I wouldn’t mind seeing you two get together…” - Hehehe.
"and they are writing about us. In detail.” Everyone, as one, looks around at McGee. “Gonna come clean, Probie?” Tony says pointedly. McGee shakes his head. “I did not do this! Why would I write a story about Ziva and Palmer having sex?” “What?!” Ziva snaps. “Where?” Palmer’s grin almost splits his face." - No offence, Jimmy, but you would never be so lucky!
"In this one, Gibbs is a vampire.” “That is so hot,” Abby sighs." - But keep in mind, Gibbs shuffling around the nursing home's octogenarian wing with a Zimmer frame would be hot, in Abby's opinion, that girl is so totally biased.
“Good lord,” Ducky says. “The psychological profiles of these authors must be fascinating…” - You do not know the half of it, Duckman!
“Guess they really don’t like you, McGeek.” Smugly, McGee points to the screen. “Then why do so many of their members have me as their avatar?” - To misquote totally a line from the movie "Top Gun": You can be my avatar any time, Timmy!
"Gibbs stalks toward the door, giving up. “I’m going home…” “Careful, Gibbs,” Abby calls after him. “There are stories where your boat’s a sentient character…” - Hehehe. Isn't or wasn't there a sci-fi TV show where the space ship was sentient and it fell pregnant or something?

Okay, literally fell out of my chair from laughing and lack of breath. Seriously hilarious story.

ROFLMAO
Love love love it!

Ok, this was pretty funny, LOL, Maybe ROFL; until I get to the end, then it becomes ROFLMAOOL! ICB! ICB! funny :P

XXD! OMG! So funny! Dying of laughter!

Love it! You should continue it!

You totally WIN at life :D
This fic made me laugh SO hard xD
Actually I was always wondering, what the NCIS-characters, or the cast would think, if they stumbled across some of the fanfics out there. *hehe*
Amazing. You really did a great job with this one *puts it on her iPod*
<3

Ohmygoodness, I've never laughed so hard at a fanfic. You COMPLETELY nailed this!!

Oh Gibbs...

I love fics like these, just so cracktastic and yet, really shows what the fandom is like.

Ah, the rebellion of those pesky fictives... best laugh I've had today!

LOL! I loved it...especially the title and how Tony uses it in dialogue. Great work.

LOLOLOL! Thanks for the giggle. This was brilliant! A masterpiece.

“Careful, Gibbs,” Abby calls after him. “There are stories where your boat’s a sentient character…”

Rofl! Although if this is true... I have to find these fics :D