Lord help me. The whole gender thing about utensils was funny.

*snort* *choke* I am so very glad I wasn't drinking while reading that! Brilliant, totally whacked and I loved it!

Very funny! Had a great laugh! Thank you! :D That was great!

Hilarious!

And Jack wanted to teach Teal'c how to make jokes...

E.

Brilliant! That was hilarious!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

LOL You're killing me! :)

So, what does that make a knife. That was very funny. I enjoyed it very much.

You should have a warning here - don't eat while reading! Sporks! Lol!