LOL! That was funny. I'm assuming it was meant to have a kind of "random" element to it. I loved all of the references to Wanda's shopping addiction, Aladdin, and the Lion King. It was very enjoyable!
*wakes up in hospital bed* You'll be responsible if anything happened to my lungs. Anyway, THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Will there be a chapter two? (please make one, if not! please please please!) *passes out again in hospital bed*