I LOVE this!
Sheer genius, might I say.
I love the way you captured Bartimaeus' "essence" (Haha...) perfectly! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue this soon! I love it!

This fic is great, it made me laugh so hard. You write really well and in character. Oh and sorry for not reviewing your other fic, I loved that one too and the ending was great!

I love it. Hilarious story.

I was laughing the entire time I read this chapter. It's hilarious in a way that only Bartimaeus can be! Kidnapping? Seriously? I love it! And of course, the live food...

The cooperation at the end was great, especially since it's all a result of a crazy scheme from Bartimaeus. Needless to say, this was amazing, and I hope you update soon!

Wow, I must say...you have great characterization, ESPECIALLY for Bartimaeus! His tone is absolutely savory, as always, and I'm glad you kept it perfect. It feels genuine and inventive, which I really like. Please continue!

...I can't believe I forgot to review until now. oh dear, portfolio, what have you done to me? I'm so sorry, especially after crying for an update all the time.

ok...this is getting more and more wonderfully silly! just great! I must confess I didn't imagine the act of desperation to be quite so desperate, but drugging and kidnapping two people to get them on a date is so...Bart.^^
and I like Stroggles. a wonderful name...

Very good, VERY good -- one of the best I've read in some time. Keep it up!

I LOVE IT!
yea for updates!
*does small embarassing happy dance*

I loved the first part of your chapter, especially your fancier style on the first paragraph. It was really funny. You've really got Bartimaeus' cynical, sarcastic humor down, and I can totally see everything happening with Barty. Loved ... "fish".

I would have thought that Nathaniel would be more angry that Bartimaeus let out his birth name.

Ooh! Cliffie! Nathaniel is Loose. I'd really like to learn how he and Kitty are suddenly apparently getting along. Huge change there...

HAHAHA, can't wait for the next chapter, please come out with it soon, I want to know what they do to bartimaeus.

[“Sure. This,” I said calmly, “Is a kidnapping. Well, no, actually it’s a date. A date and a kidnapping. It’s a special one-night-only, two-for-one deal.”

Kitty’s eyebrows scrunched together in confusion.

“But I don’t wanna date you.”

I reached back and patted her hand. “Not me, dear girl. Him!”

“Stoggles? Please tell me yer not serious.” The poor girl looked like she might be sick.

“What, did I slip too much Valium into your drink? I’m talking about Nathaniel, Kitty! Or…uh, Mandrake. Sorry.”]

OMG, thank you for uploading this!! You really made my day.
What's going to happen next? Poor Bartimaeus, xD...

Oh, gawsh. This was even better than the last to chapters combined--and that's saying something. It really brightened my day that's been darkened by upcoming exam preparation.

Haha, about time. I was loling through this entire chapter, so well written and incredibly funny. Great ending, although i don't quite understand the monster-food. Might have to re-read that part again. Otherwise, great chapter. I LOVE THIS STORY! Update soon :)

Haha. This is my favorite chapter yet!

“Tell them to send the bomb squad!”

Wow, that was brilliant!!

It reads like the actuall books!!

please write more!!