Amazing, as usual. I just have one question. I think I spotted at least two Rent references. Were those intentional or am I just dumb enough to think so? Also, this is unrelated, but I swear this seems like a scene out of a movie. A very, very unusual movie (that I'd see in a heartbeat).

“You wanna go out tonight?”
“With you?”
“No,” Squilliam laughed, “With my father.”

This is a Rent reference, isn't it? Squee.

“Squiddy, if you’re not gay, then I’ll eat my own ballsack.”

LOL.

Is it sad that I completely relate to Squidward in this, particularly at the end? Story of my life.

I really enjoyed this. It really makes me wonder why Squilliam is such an ass in the show, though, when Squidward shows him this kindness and they have this chemistry, though, it makes me wonder what happened to escalate the rivalry, because Squilliam seems to pursue it very harshly.

Damn. Squilliam Fancyson is hilarious when he's cross-dressing. Although it was kinda scary on how his father died. Do I detect one of those popular unsolved celebrity murders?
Thanks for reviewing my stories, as always I'll keep updating. In the meantime, good job, it was both sexy and funny.