OK that was funny. Good delivery too

"Too bad that was her present."

Classic.

That had me laughing for awhile. Great work!

That is a great story you should continue it or something

Love itt!

I'd be a bit more detailed if my brain wasn't fried from a six hour shift today..

THANK YOU! I feel super special cause I know how much you hate Orton.

HAHA! I would scratch that foo's car for forgetting my birthday and then I would do unspeakable things with him!

Thanks again, I loved it!