Mali:I like Cloud acepting he is Sephiroth clone. -Run around in circle and squeal-.

Tora: -_-' Sorry, for that it was Mali... I think she smoked what Baret is smoking... But i liked that part too. _

Mali: -Puuf her cheeks angrily-. I didn't smoke anything.

Tora: -_-' It's even more disturbing.

Mali: K... Maybe i did... But not as much as him and i don't see spider.

Tora: Na, ya see manga's/novel's/moivie's/anime's/video game's character's.

Mali: You drank as mush as i smoke. And you see the same thing as me pink elephant. So. Piss off.

Tora. -Sigh and look back to Samjaz-. We liked your story greet job.

No Cloudina? Aw...

Oh god, this fanfic the absolute most hilarious thing ever! So many hilarious things...Aeris's "culture" for one, which is priceless. I never get tired of SPYDAHS and Cloud is just hysterical.

Hm...Genious Reno, Dancing Reno...what if Reno in this AU is multiple personality disorder Reno? I dunno, that's just the vibe I'm getting.

Oh god, Cloud and his waffles, I died so many times reading that...

Teehee, and that is not an appointment, it's a sword! My new fave line!

Cloud really did walk right into that one.

Be kinda interesting to see alternate Yuffie, Vincent,Red XI, Cid and Sephiroth

This is awesome! Hilarious! I love non-emo Cloud! And Aerith with axes! Spydahs... jajajajaja

I can't wait for new chappies! Tifa isn't crazy then?

Thanks for the cloti, I really hate it when people start with the clerith. Clotifa and Zerith forever! Jessie and the phobias are awesome too, and the dumdumdumm jajaja.

BTW I've allways thought that Nanaki was more 'comfortable' with the fire materia...?

Anyway, this fic is really funny.

Chappies...

...I laughed my way trough the story. Seems like Cloud took the Sane way out of this by becoming insane too in order to keep some form of his sanity. lol

'sOK, guys. This chapter is plenty funny so don't beat yourself up. Ehen Aeris is on scene, you don't have to work too hard finding funny lines, you just have to keep track of the stuff she's throwing. And about this line: "The one that must be dance[d] before blood is spilt like syrup on my lap." Sounds a bit Hemingway-ish. ?Yes? Until next time, adios amigos. mc

oh - and ps - sorry, was so busy snerking I almost forgot - did catch Cloud and poor number II. Dark and yet it was right and very Cloud. In all the laughter, I'm glad to see it.

heh, I loved Scrubs. I can see now where the humor is starting to sinc up. In the meantime - ehehehe. This was a great chapter! I laughed. Hard. Often. I can't tell you how much of a pleasure this is to find in my box and it always comes just as I need a pick me up. Alternate Aerith is nuts - but I've always had the impression that that's how she would have liked to act anyway if only she could have gotten away with it. So the language of the Ancients if violence? Nice. But the top - the absolute top for me was definitely Reno. I can all but see the hat dropped on the floor so he can step and click and dance around it. Hysterical and I love his approach to the insanity of his world. Though - yeah, I would think Cloud would envy Reno's theme song. Beautiful as always in a totally off the wall and crazy ride kind of way.

XD This is awesome! I love how you wrote as Cloud, it's epic XD

'New Cloud got laid.'

I thought the axes WERE pink! Not the tomahawk, though. I like that you worked a bit of New World weaponry into this. And nice one"he's lost his mind and Jenova's finding it." I had to look up chiburi-the things I learn even from this silly but wunnerful bit of whatever it is...?writing? Thanks for getting this day off so well...

Exit Reader, muttering "...Maybe the air's thinner wherever SamJaz is/are...that could explain a lot!" mc

I love insane Aeris.

Alternate Aeris is psycho!

Awesome... Violence as a language...

I wonder if yo ucan do a translation one day.

Kinda like..

AXE THROW AT 30 DEGREES, FOLLOWED BY A KNIFE!

Translation: I'm going to get some umbrellas