Disassembles limbs like Gaston...lol! I loved that line.it was funny!! I cracked up laughing!
Funny piece of work, great job!

That's Gaston for you. Great work.

ROFL

Its been awhile since I read a fanfic

this one was a good laugh

I liked the part about shooting defenseless squirrels... I think that would make him a hero in anyones book because... there are no such thing as "defenseless" squirrels.
Good job guys. It made me laugh!

This is quite funny, nice job.

You ought to be in the song-writing business.