I haven't laughed this long or hard, since I saw my partner slip off a hug slide.

I think it's fabulous :D

This story is extraordinary. Thank you very much.

i like it. very good. and funny pretty much all throughout

Loved the story - I always want more Jake and Bella and it is possible without monsters

you have "guy brain" down pat - i used to hang with a lot of guys at university and it constantly amazed me how completely differently they think about things
you have also captured the weird angst when you suddenly look at a friend in a sexual way -
maybe she shouldn't call the next car sex panther - she might have to explain why (joking)

Amazing...I'm new here...but I can say i loved each one of the stories you wrote (at least..the one I've read!" Totally favorited author!

Damn straight. That's the way it should have been.

i love your stories so much!!

Well! Jacob gets all the best lines, as always! 'Why didn't you tell me about the Newtonator?' ... 'I meant pants plural' ... “Hey Charlie. Hey dad. Bella’s my girlfriend now.” !!

Here is a real-time summary of me reading No Monsters and No Magic:
1. Hurrah! A new JxB story by blueandblack!! My day is made. Let's start.
2. Hmm, ok, interesting...
3. Oh god, Mike Newton!! Getting worried.
4. C+ comfort call... warm and fuzzy... (relaxing again post-Mike debacle)
5. Gasp. No words. In shock!
6. Holding breath. Still in shock.
7. STILL IN SHOCK! Jacob you can't just put your hand there!
8. On tenterhooks. Sharp ones.
9. Wow. Sigh. That was... shocking, excruciating, funny and... sort of beautiful :)

Thanks!

That was amazing. LOVE IT. XOXO you're a great writer. keep it up!!

-V

I love you! This is so fu.ck.ing AMAZING! it took me way too long for read it but it was all worth it!
Thank you!
Jake a.k.a sex panther.. more like sex god .. or just walking sex! he is .. (to quote bella) Everything! Sex, love, friendship.. I adore him!
FAV

This is a really good one shot. Love it!

Lol...a skanky Jacob.

I was sitting here thinking to myself, 'how do I really feel about the whole Bells & Jake effing on a car and whatnot?'

At first I was kinda pissy, because Bella & Jake always have their awkward cute moment before the big sexy-time.

But the way it lingered into 'Okay that was weird and let's not talk for two weeks until we can't take it anymore and just confess our loving feelings to one another'?

It totally worked for me. :) Which I expected nothing less than.

You are truly my favorite Twilight fanfic writer. But you knew that already, didn't you? Hahaha.

Just a little side-nudge here- I'm DYING DYING DYING for more of "If You Twist And Turn Away"

I need it, AH!

But I won't beg you, because I know how real life always gets in the way of letting someone complete their stuff. It happens to me all the time. :)

That was really excellent. It was a nice OOC change for Bella, not being super insecure and kinda bitchy, and you really captured Jake's voice.

Ahh I love this story! It took me a while to read it all but I love it!!:)