This was hilarious. I love the stuff Barney would absolutely say, "pastures more awesome." Perfect. :)

And converted to FRENCH. That's so funny. So him.

Oh my god. xD Like... this is awesome. The raw emotion, the characterization, and your writing style... all super perfect. Loved it.

I did rather like that Barney somehow went and found her in Toronto after one drunken phone call--and you've caught his desperation (both at her predicament and being in Canada) quite well!

This was really good. Very barney-ish, it all seems like stuff he would say :)