What a scream! I giggled all the way through. Love it!

I actually chuckled on the "And thus, in the past, no?" -part. Zevran is so adorable and you really make him sound like himself. :) The end was a bit off - I mean, I don't think Zevran would say that ("I am the kind of man who will bed her") and, more importantly, I don't think Alistair would react like that (being in love or not). It just doesn't fit. On the other hand, I haven't played the game with a woman and paired up with Alistair so I don't really know what becomes of him when he falls for someone... And Zevran likes to tease him... well, anyway, the point being: great dialogue! I'll definitely give a look to your other texts after this as well (at least those containing Zevran). ;)

I absolutely love your Zevran dialogue. It characterizes him perfectly. And it always makes me laugh.

You gotta love these two! Zev makes Alstair so incrediably uncomfortable in so many ways that it's just too easy to mock him! Love it!