I registerd JUST to tell you that I love this. This fic is the absolute best.
After reading yet another fic where I'm not happy with Matt and Mellos characteristics, I come here. One of your fics, but mostly just this one. Since I read it years ago I've been absolutely in love with it. It's short, but it makes it so much sweeter.
Thank you for posting this. I hope you see this some day, because I truly appreciate this.

Okay I sound a bit too creepy. I've been reading non-stop for a few days now. Discovered you years ago and I just wanted you to feel as happy as this makes me.

Too cheesy? I love you? :D *rainbows*

HAHAHHAAH OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE HAHAHA. You're amazing.

kyahahaha... poor Near... I was expecting Mells to lick that chocolate syrup off of Matty, but that will do it too. Awesome! Love ya!

So random. So funny. So awesome. XD

lmfaooo! poor Near. Maybe, next time... loll

Good job on the story made me giggle X3

I like to giggle :DDDDD

"I am a sex machine ready to reload

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh oh oh OH OH EXPLODE"

HAHAHAHA

Like the fic, love the song, adore the Band XD

near is gonna get scarred for life... poor innocent near... LOL this is a really awesome way to celebrate mello's birthday... XD

Hilarious fic! I love Matt and Mello.

And one of the most awesome songs ever as well.

Love from,

Charlie

I laughed more than I probably should have... great job! I can imagine that scenario XD poor Near.

K, so I've read a few of your fics and really enjoyed them, but this one... it takes the cake.

Made of epic win (like the song is).

Just... kidnapped Near as a birthday present... I couldn't stop laughing.

Poor Near!
I hope someone comes...
oh, actually I kinda don't...
But poor Near!
oh the pity

So I was like...this is pretty good. Sexy Mello, chocolate towers, awesome this is just gonna be a sweet little M/M oneshot and they're gonna kiss and be all fluffy at the end.

And then I got to the part about the wriggling hogtied Near wrapped in tin foil and I well...I

ROTFFLOLED for like literally 3 minutes. And I'm still giggling. This was SO surprising and ABSOLUTELY amazing.

In. Friggen. Awe.

Greatest. Birthday. Ever.

XD Matt is crazy, but he really would do anything for Mello

Oh my lovely god... wow and the end was left to the overly active imagination... Damn that is really kinda kinky. Poor Near!

I liked it :D

xD That was. Amazing.

Is anything you write NOT? Seriously. Oh dear... this has a surprising resemblance to Pure Chance... I wonder why? xD Well, it was hilarious, though I did have to go look up that song. It's quite distracting to listen to a song as loudly as my volume was when trying to read something. I wonder why I didn't think about turning the volume down... it shouldn't have been THAT hard... ; Oh well.

...No, I don't really think I want to know, but... nice Mello-birthday-present! That would actually be really amusing. And I kind of love picturing it. Because really. Just. Hilarious. And I love Matt SO MUCH. :D Ahem. I think my ability to form sentences has left me, so I'm going to stop writing before I start forgetting the actual words too. ;