heh heh...I only need nose pllugs for itachi...hell, 4 sas-GAY i might need a barf bag...

I normally abhor crackfics and parodies of any kind, but this story was so well-written and so damn funny that I just couldn't help loving it. I loved how you managed to keep everyone in character even in such ridiculous circumstances, and it had more than its fair share of laughs. A, and instant fave.

LOL. that is all i have to say. well, no, not really. i know it's tough to get a review about your actual writing when the story is funny, so i'll actually review. excellent writing style, i like it a lot-not too wordy, not too clipped. the ending was really funny, despite what you said at the top of the page. ah, sasuke... but seriously, you did this story very well. i'm glad you described the scene first- that's something too frequently left out of a story- and pervy Oro really never gets old. it's just so true. well, anyway, kudos!

Hehe, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it! Thanks for reviewing :D

That was good. Itachi and Orochimaru have lost any respect I had for them.

That was hilarious! Loved how you characterized the three of them! I've always wondered what went down in Orochimaru's lair during the three years... O.O On second thought maybe I don’t want to know.