please continue this piece of awesomeness! I'm having a field of creepy laughters reading this!
and is Naruto just turned on by the sways of BAstard-sensei so-called-sexy-rump?

I've read this seven times and I absolutely LOVE it! You MUST review, otherwise I will die! This is so incredibly funny, but I'm sad that u haven't updated in three years. :'( please end that hiatus and update this incredible story!

i want Naruto as my BFF! There i've said it

3 I could not stop laughing!

HAHAHA! one of the funniest stories I've read! Seriously. Naruto's first person POV is just awesome!

Oh, I have a question. Naruto said he had sex three times. I just wanted to confirm if it's with the person I'm thinking of xD (that's not really a question.. Oh well)

Cant wait for the next chapter! :D

i just love them in a medical!au.
it suits them all so well.

OMG. YOU SOOOO HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS. made ma guffaw like hell!

I...love you. Naruto here is just amazing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uhm, Best thing in EXSISTENCE.

Nuff said.

I-I just. UM. I JUST CAN'T. THIS. JUST THIS. /INCOHERENT BABBLE

This is ultra hilarious. I love how you brought out Naruto's voice (YOU MADE ME REMEMBER WHY I LOVED HIM SO MUCH BEFORE HE BECAME, YOU KNOW, JESUS). The tidbits of SasuSaku were just endearingly awkward and sweet and a thing of lulz and OMG. RESIDENT WHORE AND ITACHI THE SLORE. OMG. I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE OF THEM IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. :D :D :D :D

I totally vote for Queen Hyuug-er, I mean, Neji. Yes, Neji. Because as much as I would love Ino spazzing out and knowing EVERYTHING there is to know about EVERYONE EVER (hee, blackmail material!) or have Sasuke sneer in that comically condescending way at anything that breathes, I'd like it even more for Neji to be all prissy and haughty and posing for the L'oreal commercial in that prima donna way of his. His thoughts on Naruto and Hinata (OMG DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THEM *_*) and Sai (whom I'm sure he vaguely respects, for being as flamingly metrosexual as he is) would be extremely welcome!

Will be waiting for the next chapter! Cheers!

TEARZ.

I haven't laughed this hard because of a fic in forever. Absolutely BRILLIANT. The tidbits of SasuSaku were enough to make me smile giddily and I adore Naruto's way of thinking.

i laughed for a good 5 minutes. No. kidding.

you never cease to entertain us!

I can't stop rereading this masterpiece!

You are going to update right?

ahahhaah omg this is the greatest story in existence

this is perfect! Brilliant choice using Naruto to tell it.

you guys have outdone yourselves ;)

Hm. Naruto had sex. Anonymous.

Conclusion: 4 possibilities.

1. Hinata. Got completely shit-faced with Naruto and, once properly inebriated, proceeded to violate him like the dominatrix we all know she is. She learned it from Tenten.

2. Sai. Followed Naruto to the bar and, being a hell of a creeper, picked him up. If questioned, he will maintain that no roofies were involved.

3. Shino. The smooth, mysterious barkeeper. After telling off his friend Hinata for going out with such an idiot, accidentally became a big fat hypocrite and hit dat. The power of alcohol and NaruShino compelled him.

4. Amazing fourway of awesome. HinaNaruSaiShino needs no explanation.