Sorry for THE break off, someone stole my iPod. The last three people

Lucius: i want you to be attacked by dobby and his fans.

Moody:* hugs him* The room must rain your favorite food

Flower: *Givs à basket with cookies

Voldemort is out, bitches!

Somebody!

Hi, everybody(except Umbridge)

Harry: You're going to dance with Snape, the tango and you're going to wear à red dress a red bow and Black heels.

Hermione: each time you see Ron you must say Duck

Ginny: what do you like THE most of Harry?

Minerva: Pet Moody the head all chapter long

Umbridge: you must burn every pink thing you own

Snape can do wandless magic,haven't you read the books?All those times he zaps the directions to a potion on the board with a flick of his wrist?He's just awesome like that!He could kill you right now!C'Mon Snape stop going easy on her,you could turn her into a blueberry if you wanted!AND THEN EAT HER!Come on,idol,come on,you can do it!YOU WENT THROUGH YEARS OF BULLYING AND ABUSE AND LEARNING AND CREATING COUNTLESS HEXES AND YOU CAN'T STAND UP TO HER?YOU CAN DO THIS EASY!

Oh please, please update! I love this story so much!

Oh...you have no idea how much I love this...

Umbridge: I hate you. That's the gist of it. I could go into so much more, you know. I have quite a large vocabulary. But anyway, I want you to tell minister fudge (who I hate to, by the way) exactly what spell you were attempting to use on Harry. Remember? Started with a c...

Ginny: there is no way to tell you how awesome I think you are. Use a bat bogey hex on Lucy for me, will ya?

Minnie: call in Sirius and give him permission to reign terror on Hogwarts once again. And you must dance. In a pink bunny costume. To party in the USA.

Moody: YAY! you rock! Your my favorite auror, tied with Tonks. Well, errr...keep on being awesome!

Flower: your story is amazing- every tine I read it, it makes me laugh.

LOL! Loved this! Now... HMMM...

Lucius: I hate you. Plain as that. Dress up in a frilly orange ball gown with your pimp cane and announce to the world, via skype, that you are, indeed, a gay stalker.

Minnie: YAY! Your awesome! Threaten Hermy (hermione) With detintion!

Umbridge: Fall in a hole and die. then come back to life (sorry folks) be carried off by blood-thirsty centaurs, and watch your precious "order" go FAR downstairs

Flower: Your story is full of awesomeness! yay for you!

Ginny: YAY! your one of my fav characters! you get to insult lusious for hours! and then you get to torcher him! yay!

Moody: You ARE AWESOME! so awesome! CONSTANT VIGILANCE! when you died I cried for hours (then my friends called the hospital and i was separated from the HP series, signifying my drop into depression, but i'm better now!) you get to awnser random questions from random fangirls for hours! MWAHAHA!

hugs and pie and luv, Ashley :P

Yeah, I haven't read this story in forever and I think I just freaked out my whole class because I kept randomly laughing at the most crazy times. So now we get to have some fun... *rubs hands together evilly*

Minerva McGonagall: What's your middle name? It doesn't say in the books, and I was kind of curious. Anyway, just for giggles you have to use incorrect grammar for the rest of the chapter. Ask Flower what such an abomination is. And yes, you do have to talk during this chapter. In fact, you must hold an entire conversation with Moody in such a way. And it must be a LONG AND PERSONAL conversation. :)

Moody: MOODY! Please just... I don't know, be imaginative and beat the $&!# out of Lucius. You and I both know he deserves it.

Lucius: Everyone must refer to you as 'Bastard' for the rest of the chapter. You and I BOTH know this is true. Malfoy ferreted you out.

Umbridge: Oh the fun I will have... I must not tell lies. Therefore, the following is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. You are a bitch. But in your evilness, you are sohpisticated. Instead of being the type of person who lashes out and just beats the crap out of everyone, you have different ways to get someone. You play mind games of a sort. The paint you use isn't always physical. May you burn in hell. Cornelius never loved you. He took you on as his Undersecretary because he pitied you, knowing that no one else would ever give you a job. He looked down on you. He did it for the publicity. Cats of any sort are pets of the devil, so it's quite fitting that you like them. You are a fat bitch; your hair is horrendous (we're talking worse than Harry's, and his is cute in all its disarray), and it is safe to say that the entire civilized world hates you with every fibre of its being. It is far better to be loved than feared, and you will never have the chance to experience the wonder of it. And I don't feel sorry for you.

Flower: Great story! Feel free to add any insults you wish to my little speech against Umbitch.

Keep goin' crazy!

Sincerely,

BuzzCat!

Hahaha, that was epic! :D

Mhm.. Ginny: You must be very very nice to Lucius. :)

Minnie: You must allow Umbridge to give you a bath whilst you are in your animagus form :p (You can scratch her as much as you want).

Umbridge: You must be subjected to hundreds of frogs crawling all over your body at the same time because you are so toadlike. Enjoy!

Lucius: Because I like you, you can have a giant cake shaped like Voldemort. (Might even taste like him, too xD)

Thanks for the chapter, Flower!

RedVinesFTW (previously known as Bella'Swan'22) :)

I was you first review, and 100th review. Admit it, I'm epic.

I love your story! It's so amazing, it amuses me when I'm sad :) thanks for the amazingness.

Rhianna :D

Haha hilariously amazing chapter!

So...

Moody: Take singing lessons from Miley Cyrus. You must improvise an accent. Have fun ;)

Minerva: Start a cooking show. You must have Lucius making creme brulee by the end of it.

Ginny: You get to make Harry over in to a male model. He must pass a modeling audicion.

Umbridge: You will run a gymnastics class for a day. Include all the characters in the Room. Take no complaints :)

Lucius: Admittedly, you're pretty cool. But you have to become a Disneyland employee, one of the ones that dress up as a character and walk around the park. Yes, you must be in to it.

Flower: Spew yo mamma jokes the whole chapter! Terrific job this whole way :)

Dear Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.

Can't you marry each other?

It would be soooooooo cute!

BTW, I don't like you very much Draco, but you'r awesome in your own way! Love'Mione! And The Marauders, and Fred and George!

And if Mione and Draco marry, it should be Hermione Malfoy! Sholden't that be totally AWESOME?

Sincerly,

Matilda

PS: Send a hug to Padfoot/Sirius/Mr. Black/Coolest-in-the-world from me and some kisses! :P

I have some fanmail!

Hem- hem... (LOL)

Dearest Freddie and Georgie-

You guys rock. You are the loves of my life. Marry me? Please? Either of you? I'm not picky...

-Maria

P.S. Please? :D

There you have it! Haha.

So, hi everyone.

Moody: Hi, um, how old are you exactely. Oh and everytime you breath there comes confetti out of your ears.

Minnie: You're awesome, and funny, and i like your animagus form. But, but, I'm going to give you a task. Would you please, please duel Umbridge. You can bring Peeves or the Weasley twins as your helpers.

Ginny: I like your hair color. Ow and you're are getting your revenge on Lucius for the dairy incident. You can do anthing you want with him. But you can't kill him.

Umbitch: I hate you, more than pettigrew, or Bellatrix, or Lord Voldymoldy. And therefore you should be punished. So everyone who hate you in the wizarding world is going to punish you. Really, Really bad :) Muwhahahaha.

Lucius: *Squeee* You are one of my favorite deatheaters. and characters, and that is why you should sing I feel pretty from Westside story and then hug Voldemort.

Goodbye, i'm of to so the Wizard of Oz

Somebody

After much time of thinking, I have finally composed an ever so fail-ish review for old Toad-Face and Lucy, :D oh joy!

Umbridge: You annoying me and disgust me, Dolores. Such a meanie-pants you are! I make unhappy faces at you D:! Anyway, since you have such likeness to a toad, why don't you just turn into one for a little while? May she nom many flies and her throat unable to make silly little 'hem hem' coughs.

Lucius: Hmmm...you're rather mean as well. Bad Death Eater! Bad, bad! Make everyone allowed to insult him with insults of evilness. Ah...I don't know what to say to Lucius, so this review is over.

I suppose.

Rhianna :D