Huh-WOW this was brilliant. This needs to be made into a radio play.

That was hilarious! I loved it!

You are awesome. I swear, the jokes were just ridiculously funny. :p Plus the twist at the end was a good way to conclude the one-shot.

-Sked-San-san

To The Complete Gay Twat who wrote this load of shit.

Burn in the deepest abyss of hell. You damn made me fucking vomit, with your gay orgies and your complete stupidity in the summary about not mentioning that this was slash, as well as saying it was the greatest story ever. You gay faggot.

I hope you die a really painful death. Like AIDS! I want you to die of AIDS! FUCKING DIE! YOU USELESS, STUPID, DONKEY-RAPING, SHIT-EATING, COCK-SUCKING, BALL-LICKING, ASS-KISSING, BULL-SHITTING, SISTER-FUCKING, FUCKED UP WHORE!

Have a good day,

From your friendly neighbourhood LightningHunter

LOL. I LOVE IT. You're a genius!

I must say that I've used the Sirius-serious pun several times. It was fun but no one found it amusing. D;

Mental health otherwise, this is hilarious.

Brilliant. Er, absolutely entertaining. Um, a very nice read. Uh, an amazing tale?

I really need a thesaurus, don't I?

Three words: This is awesome. The misunderstanding is so funny-especially the mocking of the Magical world's fear of the name Voldemort-remember, folks, there isn't a Taboo on it anymore! Great fic!

wtf!! that was sso funny!!
from you-know-who: wait whos that ah!!(i am not voldypants)
and the black- well it dark. ha! i was rolloing on the floor(the floor?-RENT sry) i loved this great work!!

:D Things I've always wondered...

:D:D:D

Hm... I'd imagine that "Why did you name a bird Fox?" wouldn't be out of place here... : )

lol
You're right, you should be ashamed!
This is almost (but not quite) as bad as my own "Ways to Cheese Your Lover" generic universal fan fiction story...now THAT was something to be ashamed about!
I really loved this...
I think I hurt myself laughing...
I blame you...and Abbott and Costello.

This story was just recommended to me. I don't know where it's been all my life. ;-)

Though, really, what would have adding the bit about the gladiators hurt? I don't think I would have been able to resist.

Wow! I really enjoyed reading that! I like your addition from Airplane!.

This is hilarious, so much that I might have to show it to my mother, even. I love that you tossed Sirius in it.

“I’m dead, Sirius,” said James witheringly. “And don’t call me Shirley.”

Ok this had me laughing my head off, I'm not sure if you did this on purpose, but there was a movie made a while ago called "Airplane" starring Leslie Nielson and they said, "Surely you can't be serious?" and he replied, "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley". Just thought you should know ;-).

Teehee! The name "You Know Who" is prime for this sort of comedy--it's awesome that you've put some great routines in the HP-verse, while maintaining a good standard of writing. The conversation between Ron and Nearly Headless Nick was sweet. Also: "Obvious that Black was Dark? I tell yeh, no one at the time thought it was obvious. it was a great shock." Snicker! Good one.
Thanks for writing and posting!