Oh thank the gods you don't write anymore

I miss you so much, Mimi.

I wish you well, wherever you are, and hope you dwell in a place where the volcanoes explode forever.

I LOVED this story. And all the others. To all the people who "suggest" spellcheck/grammarcheck: SHUT UP. It's deliberatly written badly, specially to annoy you (I hope, anyway. If not, it's still good writing.)

Let me start off with telling you that I can't stand bashing fics and leaving mean reviews. Fanfictions are hard to write, generally take a lot of effort on the author's part, and flames should simply be used to toast marshmellows. However, I couldn't even get past the first paragraph on this story. There is no kind way to say this: your fanfiction has the most awful and atrocious grammar I have ever seen in my life. If you are trying for the 'bad fic', then please take back my earlier statement; you're doing a great job. However, if you are trying to write a serious fic, please get some help. If you'd like me too, I would love to send you the links to some amazing websites with all these cool and easy to use grammar tips.

Blessings,

LawsOfChaos

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where are all the volcanoes?

I've just spent the night giggling at all of your stories, they really cheered me up. Genius :) You only have to take a look at your reviews (almost as amusing at the story itself) to see how convincing you are at badfic. You have true talent. Keep up the good work!

A friend recommended your stories to me today, and I have spent a very enjoyable afternoon going through them. I sincerely hope that you go back to writing, as you have a rare talent for this particular genre.

I have been just as intrigued by the reviews, however. It is odd that many of the people who have criticized your writing style have done so in a barely literate fashion themselves. I am not addressing this to you BabyMimi-because you obviously know better-but rather to your detractors: grammar is spelled with two a's! There is no such word as "grammer." Every time I see someone offer to help you with your "grammer" I find myself laughing in derision. (I wish that I could find a more eloquent phrase here, but sadly, I lack your rare talent BabyMimi.)

Even for a C/7 fic it was good. (I do not normaly like them.) Try not using there names as much! Keep going!

SEVEN OF NINE SUCKS!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ: in responce to Xing's (leader of ) ruling on NC 17 fics being banned, someone has created a petition. i urge everyone reading this to sign that petition and add your comments, your voice and nag Xing until he/she relents and changes the ruling. fight the man! don't let Xing X out our freedom of speech! (get the pun?) here's the link, or at least something to copy from:

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oh, and if you want to email Xing, the email is

P.S. sorry for the spam. the word must be spread!

haha ironic that i'm positioning at a baby mimi story.

Are you God?

Some of you reviewers are STUPID! Sorry, but you are. BabyMimi is a joke. She writes DELIBERATE badfic. That means she knows it is bad and she wants it to be. Writing a review that gives her advice on how to improve is dumb. She knows how to write well but she chooses to do it badly, and so many of you fall for it. She is doing it to get a reaction. Please, for the love of God, at least realize that this story and all her others are JOKES and don't take them seriously. You make yourselves look dumb when you do.

I am deploring you to expostulate more. **KISSES!** _ you are so unctuously cute, you are the most romatic author, I love you, YOU ARE UNCTIOUSNESS! Lovely, all of it.

You bet I like it. This is so much longer and more developed than your other fics, very impressive. I like the emotional tension between the characters, especially Janeway and Chakotay. But she showed herself from her finest side, when she let her friendship outweigh her hurt feelings. I'm glad to see Kes back too, if only as a voice. It's good that she isn't really evil. What a cliffhanger!