i lost it at "What's your number?"

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I love this scene in the original movie... And the parody is really funny...

Sorry for my mistakes... I'm french... XD

Thank you for your story,

Zeph

Oh, this is awesome.

I wonder what the velocity of a speeding Nazgul is...

Why must this story be so good? That's about all I can say.

Ha! thats awesome!

Wizened Old Man: (reading from a notecard) What is the velocity of a speeding Nazgul?

Gandalf: (puzzled) Winged or horsed?

Wizened Old Man: (flips over notecard) I don’t know, the bloody card doesn’t – argh!

Gandalf: Well, that’s that. (Starts to walk across. A piece of cloth from the old man’s cloak flys up and wraps around his leg, pulling him over.) Fly you fools! Oh, bugger…(The remainder of the Fellowship stares for a second, then shrug and walk away.)

Speeding Nazgul...lmao...I laughed out loud for 10 minutes.

My review would be longer, but I was laughing so hard I choked, and am now in the Intensive Care Unit. Yeah.

that was really funny. i love how you put the what is the 'airspeed velocity of...' question. i love all monty python, and i've actually seen spamalot. they don't have the bridge scene, and i really wish they did.

keep writing,

telgar/artsfan

I saw the MP reference and just had to read this. It was amusing though no where near the level of MP, since they are after all the masters.

Wonderful! I burst out laughing when I saw the summary, and you can imagine how hard I was giggling when I read it. In fact, a friend of mine in the other room asked why I was laughing so loud. Great!

heh, this is SO going on my favorites!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Absolutely LOL- I love mixing Monte Python into LotR humor.

Excellent ! It's really too bad you didn't do the whole Holy Grail Lord of the Rings, that would be really fun !

El Rio