hi my name's penis and i like it. The story. But i like penis too.

This is a lovely story Chester Coolington, 5 stars would read again. Thanks for sharing... I hope you add more in the future, your writing style is very refreshing from all of the bland and boring crap I find on here. I especially liked the parts about Obama and Elton John.

I believe this would be a bestseller easily... props to the Author. This is some nice writing.