This made me laugh and cringe and then laugh some more. Thanks for sharing!

I just about cried laughing through this. Thanks for the hilarity!

Totally witnessed a gynezole moment at the Walmart pharmacy today. I was picking up a prescription for my kid and a lady with an awkward armful of Easter candy came up to the not-so-private consultation area and asked the pharmacist what he recommended for a yeast infection. When he directed her to the OTC creams and ovules and such she asked if there was anything she could take orally etc ect. The conversation didn't last much longer and TBH I could stand around eavesdroping anymore. But I thought of this story and it made me chuckle.

ooo no no que pena no puedo leer este fic en n ingun sitio?lo acabo de encontar y tiene que estar genial

Just found this through TwilightSicness and TwilightCougar1's recommendation. Awesome job ! Too funny... you can just picture Bella's facial expressions through this. Loved it !

that was the funniest thing ever... Awesome job!

I am so glad I found this now. You must have just re posted these in the last month.

Very funny Emmett. Can't imagine being in the back seat with him belching and farting. YUK

So Edward just took off running. What a douch. Poor Bella she is likely to give birth in front of Emmett. YUK

You say you took this off this FF site but I found it and I feel lucky.

Again it's very funny and especially the sight of Emmett with slim jims hanging out of his mouth. WOW and the cats? weird

Just found this and it's like a Christmas present because I am just laughing myself silly.

So funny and good.

GothicTemptress told me that if I needed a good laugh, I needed to read this story. It's true! I love it and can't stop laughing!

I Love random randomness and this meets all the criteria. Love when Edward runs away without her. So typical and comical.

uh *shakeshead* what the hell? that was HILARIOUS and wrong and HILARIOUS. and omg emmett is awesome

this is AWESOME! LOL!

sweetheart

now you are so close to your 400k reviews it's uncanny!

I love how you can make Emmett seem a total douche and yet, he says all the right things ("Next time you come through here you'll have a baby, baby.") ("I'll sit back here with her in case the baby falls out.") And how exceptional is not your idea of Bella actually giving birth *vaginally*. Relentless, aren't you?

And how excited am I for the Poughkeepsie release? Almost as excited as you. I only ever saw chapter one of that story, and it had me flat on the floor. So, yeah, that is going to be a major moment. I might have to get both the printed copy and a pdf. The latter is faster in arriving.

You are an amazing woman.

One day I shall go to wherever you are and tell you so in person.

anna

ROFLMAO - wet gas? Edward ran to the hospital instead of taking Bella there? Anus like an anvil? Must be GYNAZOLE!

I loved that you could write GYNAZOLE and Poughkeepsie in the same AN... it's like including weddings and imprinting together in the same book(!).

Must find out how to donate to get this hot mess - thanks for writing this, and good luck with the book launch next week (I'll be getting my paperback and eBook then!) Claire xx