NO! NOT THE HAIR! GIVE HIM A MITHRIL COMB BUT SAVE THE HAIR! MAKE THEM PAY WITH HIS FAUTHERS LIFE BUT SAVE THE HAIR! GIFT HIM WITH FAST GROWING HAIR...please? COME ON! AND...I WAS RIGHT IT WAS LEGOLAS! For a second there I thought you were going rape...pls con. this stoty I HAVE TO KNOW! OR I'LL DIE! Are you sure they didn't hear him in Rivendell? I have the first sentence of the next chapter!

Chapter 2

"HOW DARE YOU THAT TOOK OVER 30 YEARS TO GET THAT LONG!"

"Er..."

"PLUS IM SURE HOWEVER TANGLED AND WITH DRIED BLOOD IT WAS I COULD GET IT OUT! ONE TIME EVERY INCH OF MY HAIR WAS MATTED AND COATED WITH DRYED BLOOD, AND I GOT IT OUT!"

"Um..."

"AND WORSE THAT I THAT I HAVENT TOLD ANYBODY!"

"CAN WE SPEAK?"

"FINE!"

"Well we didn't know and people in Rohan just heard parts of that, and well...WE BLAIM YOUR DAD!

"Why?"

"Well he said your hair had never had blood in it..."

"Oh he is DEAD!"

"And you wouldn't care..."

"I'll send him gift wrapped to orcs and trolls and-"

"Who?"

"YOU!"

"WHY?"

"FOR THIS!" Legolas yelled pointing to his hair.

"Um er what did they tell you?"

"That blood had never been in my hair and I wouldn't care!"

"OPPS..." runs away.

"GET BACK HERE YOU YRCH (I think that's how you spell orc in elvish...)"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!"

"Yrch!"

"YOU DARE!"

"I DARE!"

"YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WILL BE GIFT WRAPPED!"

"WANT TO BET?"

"YES!"

"The abititiy to grow hair fast the wager from you and...OH! My entire store of wine from me!"

"DEAL!"

20 sec later

"Thank you dad! See you never!" Yelled Legolas as his dad was thrown in the wine celler (his own) and his dad gave what he lost.

"Well now that that's over...as I was saying before we got here..."

End my part

And you con. Ill do anything to get this story going again!

is so exalent!

How DARE you cut off his beautiful hair! I loved his hair, more than i loved his smashing good looks and sexy accent. I don't think I like this story anymore... No, i do, as long as it grows back...

This is really good...I'm just not sure that Legolas would be all that concerned with his hair. Unless this is one of those fics that makes fun of him being all obsessed with his hair and risking his life for some hair gel...I just can't picture Legolas saying that. He might be a little concerned, yes, but stuttering and screaming about it? Umm...no.

Sorry about that...

This is such a good fic! I can't wait to see where you go with it. And the Legolas pain and torture is really good, too. I love that kind of stuff. As my favorite author says, "I'm a sadistic little bitch." Hee, anyways.

Keep up the good work! This one is going on my favorites list, and I'll be checking it every day. ;);)

OOh, I hope there's more to come! Keep up the writing! Thanks

please write more

Really good so far.. But but but but but YOU CUT HIS HAIR! NOOOOOO! Er um anyway, its great other wise _ Nice plot too oh and I like the poem at the begining! Really good. Please post more soon. I an't wait for the next chapter! Keep up the good work!

Mornie alantie, may the light of night guide your way.

lol am i ment to be laughing? but hey i love Legolas but i'm very sadistic! i like where this is going and please write more! "My hair..." Legolas stuttered, "My... my beautiful hair..." lol. i never tir of torturing the characters i love!

ARAGORN! ARAGORN! ARAGORN! Aaaaaaaarg!

Um... well, except for the hair thing, it was alright. However, I should think that it would sound better if you said "They were being attacked" rather than "They were being jumped" because the latter just doesn't sound as well. Just my two cents. And you spelled Perregrin and Aragorn wrong, just to let you know. Peace!