It's me again. I think, I discovered this story one or two years ago right after die SHELDON JEFFREY SANDS Unit Owner's Guide. I love the movie Blow and your little story is so cute and funny and creative!
I also like Sands' appearance here *laughs*
The different mods and the accessoire are very well thought out! I like all your Owner's Guides :)

Props. That's really cute and well thought out. Good job :)

This was fantastic! 'Nothing is illegal if you don't get caught' Best line EVER!

I'm buying one! No, I'm buying seven! Who need's money for food and shelter when you could spend your cash on a George Jung!

He will go perfectly with my sands model... Lol!

Very funny! XD XD XD!

I happen to know of a completely legal way of obtaining illegal substances: DON'T GET CAUGHT. Nothing is illegal if you don't get caught. Just like that time I helped my uncle dump that tool's body in the Everglades... I mean... Uh... SHIT! Don't tell anybody about that. Lol. Seriously, very funny fic.