|Reviews for How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter|
| Featherain 1/10/12 . chapter 6
U ttly suck. GTFO ... *get bombarded by mobs of your adoring reviews*
No, I'm totally kidding. PLEASEEE do NOT get off of .
Yes, I totally understand you. Sometimes, you can write a total parody fic, but people JUST WON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S JUST A JOKE.
But I, LOVE this fic. Sometimes, while I'm reading angsty tragedy fics, sobbing on a tablecloth, maybe reading a parody is just a break from all that serious stuff.
Maybe you may actually be secretly an awesome writer, or just a parody writer, I'll never know. But thanks so much, for bringing smiles on
| Guest 12/10/11 . chapter 5
Actually, I agree with u. There's nothing wrong with meek characters as long as the other characters actually perceive that as flawed and annoying maybe, and not as completely pitiful and adorable...
| DragongirlM 11/13/11 . chapter 4
-An illegitimate child of an angel and demon
-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon
-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon who is magical
-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift
-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon with some elvish blood on the side who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift.
-A vampiric illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon with some elvish blood on the side who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift
-The last vampiric illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon with some elvish blood on the side who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift while riding a unicorn.
*dies from extremely extreme laughattack* xDDDDD
| DragongirlM 11/13/11 . chapter 3
"If you answered mostly A's, then congratulations! You are qualified to write a sex scene! If you answered mostly B's, then congratulations! You are qualified to write a sex scene! If you answered mostly C's, then congratulations! You are qualified to write a sex scene!
If you happen to be a twelve-year-old virgin who hasn't picked up a pen before today, don't worry, it's really easy. The actual sexing bit is obvious. I mean, the guy's thingy goes into the girl's you-know-what and then something happens and then one of them smokes a cigarette while making some kind of remark, right? That's simple enough. Just describe those things however you like and the reviews will pour in like…um…things that pour."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *tips over*
| DragongirlM 11/13/11 . chapter 2
You know perfectly well why you got all those reviews in such a short time, Dem xD it's 'cuz you're a great writer and you make people catch laughuntilyoutipoverfluenza. You'd best be careful, lest you start the outbreak again-I just recovered from Xylophone of Gondor by Queensword and your Nonguide.
| DragongirlM 11/13/11 . chapter 1
*EPIKAL LOLZ* Excellent! I love all your stories, Dem :D
One of my guilty pleasures is filling my profile with copies and pasties :P
| AirHead13 11/1/11 . chapter 2
The amount of work put into this amazes me-not that I'm complaining, of course. You're an absolute genius.
| kopycat101 10/7/11 . chapter 6
This whole thing was great and pretty damn hilarious!
| kopycat101 10/7/11 . chapter 5
Seriously- EVERYONE is a strong and independent woman. *I* sure as hell aren't :/
| kopycat101 10/7/11 . chapter 4
Ahahaha, the overly outrageous lazy 'ttly not!' Mary-Sues.
You always are on the dot with these chapters!
| kopycat101 10/7/11 . chapter 3
Ahhhh, the shipping issues. I love how you make it seem even MORE moronic.
Ah, Twilight jabs. Bless your soul.
| kopycat101 10/7/11 . chapter 2
You are a parody GENIUS, I tell you what!
Ah, and that Spellcheck part cracked me up.
You're so original with pointing out the unoriginal!
| kopycat101 10/7/11 . chapter 1
My gosh- this made me crack up SO much.
And parodying yourself? Wow, that's just a whole NEW level of strange.
Seriously, I am just PRAYING that no one thought that you're serious in this. Really.
| tonguelikemurder 9/17/11 . chapter 3
AND SUBTEXT IS AN ANAGRAM FOR BUTTSEX THUS MALE/MALE HOT
| tonguelikemurder 9/3/11 . chapter 1
one thing I have found on teh interwebs is that bisexuality is a sort of 'trend' whiny teenyboppers (usually girls) use to seem 'interesting'. They tell everyone and anyone and will make out with other girls so they get attention, and it creates a stereotype that anyone bisexual is a whore, and it just pisses me off.
ANYWAY this is funny as hell but also true, which is pretty sad.