U ttly suck. GTFO ... *get bombarded by mobs of your adoring reviews*

No, I'm totally kidding. PLEASEEE do NOT get off of .

Yes, I totally understand you. Sometimes, you can write a total parody fic, but people JUST WON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S JUST A JOKE.

But I, LOVE this fic. Sometimes, while I'm reading angsty tragedy fics, sobbing on a tablecloth, maybe reading a parody is just a break from all that serious stuff.

Maybe you may actually be secretly an awesome writer, or just a parody writer, I'll never know. But thanks so much, for bringing smiles on

Actually, I agree with u. There's nothing wrong with meek characters as long as the other characters actually perceive that as flawed and annoying maybe, and not as completely pitiful and adorable...

-Illegitimate child

-Demon

-Angel

-An illegitimate child of an angel and demon

-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon

-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon who is magical

-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift

-An illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon with some elvish blood on the side who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift.

-A vampiric illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon with some elvish blood on the side who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift

-The last vampiric illegitimate child of a royal angel and demon with some elvish blood on the side who is magical and also has the ability to shapeshift while riding a unicorn.

*dies from extremely extreme laughattack* xDDDDD

"If you answered mostly A's, then congratulations! You are qualified to write a sex scene! If you answered mostly B's, then congratulations! You are qualified to write a sex scene! If you answered mostly C's, then congratulations! You are qualified to write a sex scene!

If you happen to be a twelve-year-old virgin who hasn't picked up a pen before today, don't worry, it's really easy. The actual sexing bit is obvious. I mean, the guy's thingy goes into the girl's you-know-what and then something happens and then one of them smokes a cigarette while making some kind of remark, right? That's simple enough. Just describe those things however you like and the reviews will pour in like…um…things that pour."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *tips over*

You know perfectly well why you got all those reviews in such a short time, Dem xD it's 'cuz you're a great writer and you make people catch laughuntilyoutipoverfluenza. You'd best be careful, lest you start the outbreak again-I just recovered from Xylophone of Gondor by Queensword and your Nonguide.

*EPIKAL LOLZ* Excellent! I love all your stories, Dem :D

One of my guilty pleasures is filling my profile with copies and pasties :P

The amount of work put into this amazes me-not that I'm complaining, of course. You're an absolute genius.

This whole thing was great and pretty damn hilarious!

Cheers!

Seriously- EVERYONE is a strong and independent woman. *I* sure as hell aren't :/

Ahahaha, the overly outrageous lazy 'ttly not!' Mary-Sues.

You always are on the dot with these chapters!

Ahhhh, the shipping issues. I love how you make it seem even MORE moronic.

Ah, Twilight jabs. Bless your soul.

You are a parody GENIUS, I tell you what!

Ah, and that Spellcheck part cracked me up.

You're so original with pointing out the unoriginal!

My gosh- this made me crack up SO much.

And parodying yourself? Wow, that's just a whole NEW level of strange.

Seriously, I am just PRAYING that no one thought that you're serious in this. Really.

AND SUBTEXT IS AN ANAGRAM FOR BUTTSEX THUS MALE/MALE HOT

one thing I have found on teh interwebs is that bisexuality is a sort of 'trend' whiny teenyboppers (usually girls) use to seem 'interesting'. They tell everyone and anyone and will make out with other girls so they get attention, and it creates a stereotype that anyone bisexual is a whore, and it just pisses me off.

*rant finish*

ANYWAY this is funny as hell but also true, which is pretty sad.

- Cheshire