I'm freaking dying over here! I've been laughing for the past five minutes, and my sides hurt. :) Best story ever.

Dumb manager! And thats really really funny about the tampon story hahaa

:-D FML indeed. Such a funny prompt. OMG! Great story. It's strange for me to read something by you with these two as the main pairing. Very odd indeed but still, remarkably, enjoyable. Thanks for sharing with us :)

-Laura

that was totally funny :) Loved it :)

omg funny and witty!

Shit... You MUST have worked in a grocery store. LMAO, this is EXACTLY what my experiance of working in one was like. Like freakily similar. *shivers* Hahaha even the gossip, my goodness the gossip was dreadful LOL.

Snooty customers, joking with the wrong people, hypocritical asshole supervisors... WOW

I LOVED this, it was so real. Poor Edward, he couldn't have had a worse day could he? *giggle*

Thanks for the story!

lol hilarious. So, randomly, my nephew who's 4 was reprimanded at his preschool for using the word "butt" for his butt and one afternoon when my brother went to the school to talk to the teacher or drop somethng off or something, she was shouting back and forth with some other people and they were all using the word "ass" for butt. It was confusing to us why hiney was the only appropriate word for them over butt or rear or even bum but ass was ok for the adults to use.

I worked in retail for a year and I remember days near Christmas being similar to this. Right on...lol

I had to deal with a couple people, always angry middle-aged women, complaining about the long lines, crowded aisles and high prices; as if it was my fault that their minds were so warped into thinking they had to create the perfect Christmas that their spite came oozing out at every opportunity they had to talk down to a complete stranger. A complete stranger whose line moved at least twice as fast as the other open lanes, thank you very much.

sounds like my mom

Loved it. The ending really brought it full circle. Good luck in the contest.

*chuckles* poor edward. life's so hard out here in the real world. ;D

So many parts of this made me smile. You really put a lot of funny into a mundane evening of ringing up groceries. I enjoyed it! Good luck in the contest!

LOL very funny. good luck with the contest

talk about karma out to get someone lol good luck!

Hahaha. That was pretty funny I liked the "deluge of shopping carts" and "bruised meat" bits. They were quite funny. Good luck in the contest.

Good Job! Good luck with the contest!