Liked one and two. don't recognise three. 'All thought but !" was excellent, and so was DEATH (my fave character), although I think he'd only say DID. good job! ;)

Vimes' cigar! All thought but "!" In a paragraph, you nearly had me choking to death laughing. And I'd wondered what had happened to those elephants, too.

A thousand elephants would indeed be a problem. Death's part was good, too.

Yay, the thousand elephants!