Omg I loved this story it was so cute. These two were so funny and adorable and Emmett was even funnier. I loved every minute of this story and the ending was just perfect!

Hilarious! Cant find the outtakes mentioned. But thanks for sharing this. Reallyfun to read!

this is, um, hilarious. kate kate - mate mate? bwaahahaha!

among other things! lol.

girl, you're a trip.

i miss your other stuff too. *pouts* but that's ok. i'm in to this, now.

xo

SO sorry to see that you've given up fic writing for us. This story is one of my all time Top 10. And, I've read hundreds in the last 4 years.

Is this story available as a pdf or other entity?

Thanks for writing, and I'm still rec-ing this story everywhere.

oh please please please you have to write a sequel its so interesting and fun it shows that if you love someone you'd go to any length to be with them & making sure their happy but i wish i could see their relationship when they are engaged & planning the wedding & the reaction the get when they find out Bella is pregnant please make a sequel i really hope you do. I'm already a follower of your on twitter.

anyway thank you for sharing this story with us even if there isn't a sequel it won't change what a great writer you are.

(wow thats the longest review i have ever written)

OMG, I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard. Every time..oh god...I love your story...

awesome awesomeness!

omg omg omg, hehehehehe this is going to be GOOOOOD

For all of you looking for a great story to read, I suggest two angsty, amazingly written stories by the author nosleep3. The titles of these stories are: Fate Worse Than Death and Neon Moon. Stories this great shouldn't go unnoticed and for an added bonus, I'll have you know that both stories are complete. :D

As well, here are the links for the two stories and the author just in case you aren't able to find them in the search engine.

Fate Worse Than Death - .net/s/4914683/1/Fate_Worse_Than_Death

Neon Moon - .net/s/5727040/1/Neon_Moon

nosleep3 - .net/u/299957/nosleep3

Looooooooved this! :)

Absolutely loved this story! Loved the plot, loved the humor. Cannot for the life of me imagine Emmett as a gay man. Jacob, maybe, but not Emmett. Edward, possibly. He is mighty pretty. Anyway, I really enjoyed it. Thanks so much for writing!

LOL... and a big UGH... why did you end it there? I wanna know what the family thought of that, and what is going to happen to their relationship.

And the morning after the eggnog leaves her system.

LOL loved it!

What was Bella trying to do when all the men there?

What in the world is up with Bella? She is soo a Katy Perry song right now.