Hilarious! Seriously, I laughed through every cliche especially the one where Edward yells 'mine' during sex with Bella. Don't know how many stories I've read where he says that :)

Your story was so funny! Thank you for a good laugh.

Too freakin' funny! Loved Jasper and Alice!

ha ha ha ha ha

Abso**fucking**lutely loved it! Hilarious!

This was one of the funniest things I have ever read! Great Job!

Hahahaha. This was very entertaining. At first, I thought it was very spastic, random, and really over-exaggerated, but then I read the A/N at the end and laughed my ass off. I just hope my fanfics aren't so cliche like this satire you wrote. I have to say that this was very funny!

I was laughing my ass off the entire time!My favorite parts were jasper's country talk and everything after bella unhinging her jaw. You officially rock ,and I will gladly run away with you if you keep writing lol just kidding but you do rock.

Haha I must live on Edward's peen, because I'm from Rhode Island!

one mord: HILARIOuS

Omg. This was freaking hilarious! lmfao

LOL! Love it!

Hahaha this story was awesome! Hilarious. I looooved it! As an avid reader of fanfiction, this was an amazing break from all the typical clichées. Well I guess I didn't get a break from them, but I had soo much fun reading this! Thanks for writing!

LMFAO - Jasper killed me. I'm still laughing.

Gaahaha tears running down my face! xD Loved it!

TOO FUNNY! Damn, I should be punished for not reading this sooner. You have a gift, hon, and you should use it more. LOVED IT!