Please continue this, I absolutely LOVE it!

i love you. you've ruined every harley/crane fic I have and will read. it's sexy and sad and captures nolanverse crane perfectly. I hope to the high heavens that your F&M universe is not dead. But if it is, I still commend you for being the only person to make me think that a world outside Joker/Harley is possible. I ADORE YOU. AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LIFE.

Nice (:

"but the idea of him whining about not getting it amuses me." Thats cute!

Oh, Gotham. It must be the dramatic weather capital of the world, I’m sure of it.

It’s a fun little chapter, never heard of thunder and lightning being a turn-on before. Batman is so educational.

The image of them being naked and Dr. Crane declaring indignantly that he isn’t scared is pretty funny. Those dastardly villains.

And I do think she should be punished for not making him breakfast, in whatever way you see fit :)

What kind of world are we coming to when you're dark crazy side is the reasonable one? I love it!

I'm really sorry it took me so long to review this! When I saw the premise for this series of shots I was (and am!) beyond excited. Title and description really seem to nail the dynamic of this pairing perfectly-but anyway, 'Clinophobia'.

It's adorable how plainly smitten Jonathan is here, however reluctant he might be to admit it. The entire back-and-forth with Scarecrow was very funny, though my favorite bits there were the paragraph beginning "Any two people" and...

"Dwell on this later,the Scarecrow lectured. You're going to give yourself a migraine.

Fine, he agreed. But I'll have you know, you sound like her, saying

that.

Don't go there, Jonathan. Do not."

It made me snort.

And the entire nap with Harleen was very cute too. I'm having a tricky time full explaining the cute, so I'm going to be lazy and forgo analysis this time and just say I enjoyed it. And the closing line, of course, was also adorable.

Note wise, I can see what you mean on his aversion to eating-it's tough for me to imagine him sitting down to a proper meal, except possibly dinner if he's in the mood. I can see him grabbing something quick on the way to work though, but exactly what that something is remains somewhat dubious.

Jonathan is so full of contradictions,isn't he?

On the one hand,he enjoys the relationship he

has with Harley and on the other he resents some-

what how she has him wrapped around her little

finger(certaintly Scarecrow is resentful),but

at the same time he has no intention of breaking

it off with !;)Just imagine what

would make of Jonathan and Harley's catnaps!lol.

It was sweet and funny that he enjoys holding

hands with Harley and that he would look up in

his Webster's for a definition for what he and

Harley might have or be.:D

There is a sonnet by Edna Millay

that suits Jonathan and Harley.

When we are old and these rejoicing veins

Are frosty channels to a muted stream,

And out of all our burning there remains

No feeblest spark to fire us,even in dream,

This be our solace;that it was not said

When we were young and warm and in our prime,

Upon our couch we lay as lie the dead,

Sleeping away the unreturning time.

O sweet,O heavy-lidded,O my love,

When morning strikes her spear upon the land,

And we must rise and arm us and reprove

The insolent daylight with a steady hand,

Be not discountenanced if the knowing know

We rose from rapture but an hour ago. :p

Oh my. I’ve never seen Scarecrow act like the responsible one before. Although consulting a dictionary to be sure where he stands with another person feels very much like the lovable Dr. Crane. I am amused.