|Reviews for May and His December|
| NeonEnigma88 6/17/13 . chapter 1
That was amazing. I loved Bella's snarky wit and eagerness to make life miserable for others. I swear I was rolling on the floor, laughing my butt of when she asked if Jasper had mental issues. I also loved the way Edward and Bella countered each others comments when they were escaping Twilight Meadows. This is one of the most memorable fanfics I have read in a long time, so I hope you keep writing!
| Valiant Lies 5/26/13 . chapter 1
Wow. That was amazing. It was an incredible idea and you pulled it off wonderfully.
| Tsaga99 5/12/13 . chapter 1
One word. Hilarious. You are a very talented writer and all your stories are fantastic, not one flaw I could say about any of them. This story made burst out laughing (making my siblings look at me like I was insane) but it also made me want to cry at some points. You tugge and pulled on my heart strings all the way through this fanfic and I plan on reading your other fanfics and any others you may write in the future. Thank you so much for sharing your amazing ideas with us:)
| ladymirth 4/23/13 . chapter 1
This. Is, The. Best. Thing. In. The. History. Of. Ever.
| fantasmeni 4/18/13 . chapter 1
I'm teary-eyed but that's ok. The bittersweet ending did it for me. And I love the fact that there is no "unexpected twist" where Bella suddenly turns into a gorgeous young model :P Sometimes it is what it is.
Also, the fact that you've been given that promt and came up with this story probably means that you are extremelly talented. And have a lot of imagination. I like you!
*Faves story and goes to read more by Oxymoronic8 *
| BonesFANatic 3/24/13 . chapter 1
I originally wrote to you as someone like "BWriting", but I just want to say thank you for posting this. It is BY FAR the BEST Twilight fanfiction I've ever read, seriously. I love it, and I've bookmarked it on my computer. The idea of Bella having living seventy-some years without Edward kills me, but I love this twist. Normally, I don't care for Twilight and its characters, but you have managed to put a seed of love for the characters-all of them- in my heart. I read you’re A/N and immediately assumed your story was going to be just as crappy as all the others, but read on anyway. I am so glad that I did. You blew me out of the waters. You are truly a brilliant writer, and I hope this gets to you because I really, really enjoyed this. Though it is a bit sad, your story is freaking hilarious, and I'll never be able to read this in public or else I'll seem just as crazy as Batshit Bella. Please, I encourage you to write your own book or novel one day. Not only do I admire the way in which you are able to convey thoughts and feelings to the audience, but I also admire how grammatically correct you are- which is SO refreshing. If I had an account on here, you'd be liked, favorited, followed, or whatever else. Writing is a true gift for you, and even when you turn eighty and senile, please don't ever lose sight of, abandon, or forget this wonderful gift that you posses. Seriously, it needs to be shared with the world.
| BWritten 3/24/13 . chapter 1
I haven't read all of this, but I am truly enjoying it so far. It is hilarious and sweet. Though, I am at the part when the old lady is introduced as Batshit Bella. My heart...crumpled. It made me realize that Edward missed out on 70 years of his love...and Bella married the wrong guy. Stolen time/lost time. This is beautifully written.
| jka1 3/23/13 . chapter 1
A really well written 'what if' story. I found it incredibly sad though. Great one shot :)
| ItCan'tRainForever 3/17/13 . chapter 1
| coldcalliope 3/10/13 . chapter 1
| Dee9274 2/23/13 . chapter 1
Amusing, disturbing and so filled with promise of what their future could be... : )
| barbiedoll123 1/11/13 . chapter 1
I love it
| MCJBTwilighted 1/8/13 . chapter 1
Awww, that's so sad, but so sweet.
| PlanetKitten 12/29/12 . chapter 1
A Twilight fanfic that I actually loved. What is the world coming to?
| lesuse 12/11/12 . chapter 1
Great story! Really loved it! Terrific point of view - very creative!