I vote you come back and write more!

Ok, you are a freaking genius. All I had to was read the prolouge and you had me on the floor craughing. (Check my profile for the definition of this word and any other ones I have made up.) I have also added you to favorites.

I love you, you master of parody! Long live the insanity!

Wicked. Need I say more?

Perhaps It's immensely childish of me to find repeated use of the word 'bollocks' amusing, but no matter, the entire thing is incredibly amusing also.

Bad idea to read in a public place, mark my words.

*wipes tea off her keyboard* I can't read this thing and drink. It's just too funny. I love it *adds to favorites*

*cleans coffee off the keyboard* This was just neat, you had me laughing so hard.

This story ROCKS!

See my review of the sequal for more.

Thank you for writting this!

I feel sorry that I haven't reviewed this before, but I write this now in order to say this:

It's bloody hilarious. You are a prime example that British Comedy is still alive. Are you going to write another one for the third film?

Quote:

" 'Is it raining out?' the reception girl asked brightly as I filled in the regestration card between sneezes and pauses to wipe water from the back of my arm.

'No, my ship sank and I had to swim the last seven miles.'

'Oh, yes?' she went on in a manner that made me suspect she was not attending my words closely..."

Bill Bryson in Bournemouth

Notes from a Small Island

See ya

Ivan

Very nice!

Dear ThePet
If I may say, you are without a doubt the best satarist I have ever had the pleasure to read on this site. You have managed to capture the pretetiousness of all the stories you parody, and turn them back on themselves, with such hilarity, I will hence dub you 'The missing Python'.
However, it is to my dismay that you have stopped parodying LOTR. Please, I beseech thee, fine sir, continue your tales of sarcasm and hilarity so I can truly believe that British humour has not been completely wasted.
(By the way, your reforged sword name of 'Roger', had me laughing so hard, I started to get stares from passer-bys. That was pure and utter genius)
Yours in Admiration
Ivan Alias

Please, please write more! I loved it!

I have read a bunch of your HP stuff, but this was the first LOTR I've read and . . . ha, I might die laughing!

This was great! I liked the bit about the hobbits calling Aragorn Strider always, even after they find out he's a king, and that you keep commenting on the huge eyes of Frodo. That is very annoying in the movie. Anyway, I'm off to read the other stuff you wrote.

This chapter was the best one yet. The best part is the song for Gandalf and the comment about Sam being so happy with the dirt. I was cracking up while reading the whole thing.

I like the bit about the ring falling off Frodo when he falls down the mountain for no reason. There is no way it would have fit over his neck. What I don't get is how the chain keeps breaking and being fixed over and over again in the movie. Anyway, great chapter.

This chapter was just as good as the last one. I like the part at the very beginning about Frodo needing to know the exact date. That bothered me in both the book and the movie.