Gawd, this made me laugh. So awesome. Definitely something that I would have been happy to see in cannon. :P

Hm.

I liked it :)

the last line was the best.

Despite a few spelling and grammar errors,

I think you have great potential.

This was really original and did a good job showing Squalo's personality.

Good Job

06Vinny90

VOI! WHAT THE HELL?

(Lol, it's Suzume-chan, nice fic! It's so awesome XP)

CC! Am I the first to review? DAMN RIGHT I AM! I'M THE BOSS! *shotted* As is customary with these reviews, I shall pick out the awesomest sentences.

"The next time he would feel that aura was two months later, in the middle of the night in a back alley which refused to sell him drugs because apparently, they'd run out of stock. He was about to rage and slice them all apart for telling such an obvious lie, when a taller man pushed aside and settled furious red eyes on the dealer."

SQUALO'S A CRACK ADDICT! *squalo'd* No, he's not. But I like that. Somehow. I'm no sure why exactly. But I like it. *shot* Especially with the thought of Xanxus lurking around dark alleys for druggies O:

"I don't want a fucking weakling stalking me."

DO NOT DENY THAT WHICH IS SQUALO-STALKERY. And I wanna quote the entire bit with the hair-growing, and the Mammon bit, but that would make this trashy review trashier *bel'd* Let's just say it is the shizznits.

And the bit about the party...

"Lussuria's sprinkling chocolates around like a stupid fairy"

HAHAHA LOLWHUT. As is the case with Max, I take credit for your interpretation of Lussuria *muay thai'd*

I shall give you two thumbs up! And they're still attached to the hands, too! *shot* (Y) (Y)

Yay, you finally managed to publish it! I like the last line too, but...Xanxus..

I think you CAN write angst, you just majorly fail at it when Squalo's around. Actually, I think most people would fail at angst Squalo anyway..

But one thing: Squalo said 'to join the Varia, I have to defeat Tyr', but when he did, he said 'I'm the new Varia leader'? Squalo sure jumps to conclusions quickly, right? :P

I love the way Xanxus signed his letter though. :P