I like the way you dodged canons by saying that mystery dungeon happens inside the pokeball.

awesome. really helped me

This is a gorgeous thing. I love how you've categorized all of the Pokemon and have descriptions for why everything happens. I hope that you've had as much fun writing this as I have reading it!

Can't wait for the Gyarados chapter.

Yup. Egg Groups are to be in the entries... Only the updates stop before they do...

Pity.

I am now wondering if this is completely the author's invention, or based on an episode or movie from the anima...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with nipping at Pokémon Cakes, Professor. They're _cakes_! Wouldn't it be wrong not to? (I think Pinkie Pie would agree.)

Are the Egg Groups also to be left to individual entries?

Also, he'll not speak of reproductions, but stipulating that he'll deal with his problems in the future by getting drunk is fine for the younger crowd? ?_?

Not to mention the greatest question of all: Why are the cutest one so bloody hard to get!?

(I'm looking at you Mew, Celebii and Shaymin...)

Hmm. Not sure I buy the instant teleportation of a 7th 'Ball with this description. To be fair, I only have access to the universe via the show and the games, so perhaps the mangas treat the situation differently?

I don't think I mentioned how much I love the consistent tone in this guide, as well as the attempts to explain all things Pokémon with science.

So let me do that now: I love it!

Really nice story so far. Lovin the humor.

Ghosts, Dragons and Psychic. Yeah. I can see why you'd list those as dangerous enough to need registration.

Never buy the anti-Dark Type propaganda! After all, Umbreons are Dark Types, and not only are they Eeveelutions but they evolve through happiness and love!

*dies laughing* "...for some reason, a number of people have phobias of three-foot long spiders and such."
Gee, I wonder why that might be!

"Unless you want your floor to be full of holes (which, in rental properties, tends to void the security deposit)" Heehee.