*snickers* I love it.. hehe, so deliciously evilly hilarious! :D

This has inspired me to write amusing diaries about the most obscure of things! XD

"Owner just found out who gave him new Right Sword – a dark elf with even less colour sense than he does. Purple hat with feathers, lots of ugly trinkets, horrible clashing cloak, tight pants, boots, jerkin. Looks like an absolute fag." LOL!

Whoa. *stares in amazement* This is awesome. Haven't read a "secret diary of..." before. An awesome first one to read. I feel so sorry for Zak's left sword...

Cutter and Jarlaxle's hat would be awesome. Icingdeath. Icingdeath would be a good one, too :)

Great job!

Twinkle is a pansy name. Every time I read about it I snicker. Yay for Zaknafein slash.

Riot. *snerk* Write more, please. More sentient inanimate objects, more slash, just MORE. This made me giggle uncontrollably for about five minutes straight.

lol! I love it! More please

* giggle, chuckle, splutter, cackle...*

More!

hah! that was highly amusing. i need more of them!

hah! that was highly amusing. i need more of them!

hah! that was highly amusing. i need more of them!

Messed up. Loved it.

I thought this was relly funny, keep on writing!

*giggles* Uh huh, riiiiiiight... oh what fun it is to be a sword!

Does 'Cutter' have a secret diary for us to read too?

You, dear girl, are quite insane. The first thing I thought was "WHY oh WHY is Zak's sword sentient?" . . . but then I agonized over it writing. HeHe, my best friend was absolutely pissed at the Jarlaxle comments, but it's all in good humor, because I've visited your sites, and I know you like him. *chuckles* And indeed, the sword names in R.A. Salvatore's books are astoundingly stupid and scary. It scares me that Drizzt is so attached to Twinkle. *shudder*

lol, damn that's funny I hope you make some more