This is friggin BRILLIANT! What a fantastic spin on things, lol :-) Nicely done :-)

That was wonderful!

i loved it, it was dark and funny. ohh edward always the cocky one.

Cocky in a fresh tone! Thanks.

this was fantastically creapy!

amazing, amazing work. love the snark. love that this is a one-shot. youre GIFTED.

This was wonderful, wonderful. I love your phrasing and the absolutely fun, expert way you narrated the story with parentheses. It was a genius move.

What a fresh, unique take on high-school vamp E. The language was lovely. This was one of my faves "she smells good in the way that just bruised fruit can smell."

Thanks for writing.

Baha! That was priceless! I loved it!

love

Someone just told me to read this and OMG - AMAZING. Dark and funny. Loved it! :)

I enjoyed that very, very much :]

This is way to good to be a one shot! Great story! I just wish there was more! Thank you!

Fun! And hot in its crazy way.

I like people who don't take their vamps too seriously

lol, this was awesome. so snarky and delish.

Great story!

I got kinda confused as to who's POV it was at first. Of course, figured it out.