As she is a writer, her spirit guide being "novel" anagrammed is no shock.

Like everyone else, I wondered where this was going, but getting there was worth the trip. A great short fic that made me laugh. Thanks!

Elvon is a description of you? Don't go near LOTR fanfic then...if word gets out that there's an elf lookalike around you'll be torn to pieces...

. keep writing!

"Elvon" is a description of you? Modesty isn't one of your characteristics, is it? Delusion, maybe...

I was wondering where the hell this story was going, but fortunately none of the dire scenarios in my mind proved to be true. Rather, it turned out to be funny. Thanks for the chuckle.