I am seriously freaked out.

You may have given me nightmares with this! The absolute horror! We must act quickly; we must ensure that Spears never learns of the existance of Doctor Who. The risk is too great.

You're going to kill someone with this. Oh wait, you already did.

Genius.

Don't even joke about that. Seriously, don't even joke about that. With the quality of movies lately, especially those 're-envisioned'... things - I'm not even sure they deserve the term 'movies' - out there, they might just decide this would be a good idea.

You're right... heaven forbid this ever happening

O_O WTF? MAN! AH! That's horrible!

And to think people complain about the revived series. Truly a terrifying scenario.

You know, something like this already happened.

Paris Hilton, acting in a Saturday Night Live skit, dressed up in a sultry version of the Fourth Doctor's outfit. The skit involves Hilton's Doctor offering a sex phone chat service.

I can never forget the one line that drilled into my brain. "You can exterminate me anytime." GUH.

*makes gagging sounds* you're right. That is the worst it could possibly be.

heh.

Two sequels are commissioned...at which point the fabric of the Space-Time Continuum tears apart and it is the End of The World as we know it...

We can only hope.

(screams in terror)

This is going to give me nightmares. The worst part of it is I can see this happening very easily...ahh!

Very funny and scary.

markmark261: "Surely the sequel where she regenerates into Christina Aguillera would be the Worst Case Scenario."
Or they go for real horror and have her regenerate into one of the Olsen twins. Or worse, both of them. *shudder*
Great fic, Adrian! Can't go wrong with disturbing/hilarious. ;)

AHH! I'm Blind! I'm Blind!

*SIGH!*
In the words of the review of the musical album issued by William Shatner: The horror! The horror!
But well thought out.