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nairiefairie 5/20/10 . chapter 4
Hey there! *waves madly*

It's your favourite ff stalker lol.

You had some killer lines - as in i almost died laughing. this one had to be my fav tho

'The notion was ludicrous. If I wanted to watch a grown man sparkle, I could go to an Elton John concert.'

hee hee now all they need is the sun glasses.

oh and this line was soo true

'I'm not in the best position to pass judgement, but if he had been back home in my Fawkes, he'd have the A Current Affair newscrew on his front step and a mob of angry parents burning his effigy in the street.'

tho it's more 'today tonight' i'd be worried about - they chase you down the street, way more fun to watch,mock and laugh at.

anyhoo

good chapter see you next one!
nairiefairie 4/20/10 . chapter 3
*giggles*

loving it still.
nairiefairie 4/16/10 . chapter 2
giggles.

oh no she has to fight off the biggest mary sue (otherwise known as Bella) ever written to keep her man, how could she possible win? lol

loved it.

p.s. everytime i see DB i am still gonna think DEMONBABY, it's cemented in my brain now ;p

good chapter!
nairiefairie 4/12/10 . chapter 1
*insert monty burns moment* excellent

and she is back for round three. oh, boy. i am so excited.

And the format *sighs dreamily* lol jokes.

What an idea.

the meet and greet.

it's like when you introduce your partner to your parents for the first time *awkard* ;p

ps. is the word bear wrong? i thought it was the animal spelled that way, but i suck in that department ;p

see you next chapter!
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