Awesome. Well done.

I love "high" Spock - especially his last conjecture ;-)

Oh, uffish thought! I'm chortling in my joy :)

...H'ohmijeez. I just died laughing. "I most definitely do not feel like a couch, velvet or otherwise. That is both a preposterous and illogical declaration." A sehlet, really? This is splendid and amazing and wonderful. RollingBalls!Spock is now officially the most delicious thing I've ever wanted to see, possibly because the world would be perfect if he was my rolling buddy. You've actually made me want a story to be real, and it was a -humor- piece of all things. I love it. Thank you. Really.

I giggled through this entire thing, which I don't recommend doing while eating. I'm glad I gave this a chance; I was a little iffy about the premise, but you made it hilarious! Spock accidentally on drugs just works (it's always the aliens' fault), and I'd probably be quoting my favorite lines except there were too many.

Thanks for a great read!