Are you aware that there is only two Hellsing / Star Trek crossovers? Did you also know that this is the only good one?

Tribbles and Twilight bashing in one story? How could so much awesome be in so short a writing. lol. Extremely funny.

So before the Federation could ask for help from the Klingons, one of their own went and asked the Borg for help instead.

Who would have thunk it?

wow i was dieing laughing throughout the entire story. would be cool if it was longer though

So you admit that the Cullens are good for something, hm? Even if it is just chomping on furry woodland creatures, Alucard needed them. For the first time "the monster actually felt disgusted with himself." Haha

This was a very fun story and written at just the right pace. You had a lot of cute lines, like this one for Seras: "but obviously they forgot to 'carry the one' at some point while splicing your genes."

And the whole thing where Alucard is upset because everyone is mellow and congenial CMU. "And just like that Hellsing would lose one of its most powerful enemies." The horror!

The whole idea of Tribbles being the thing to take over Hellsing Manor is brilliant. They'd never see it coming, and of course Seras would be the one to bring the little nuglets in. ;)

Glad you had the plot-tribble.

-Lila

Even still - nice job on the maintenance. ;P

I never saw Star Trek, But I know those creatures. lol. I bet Millennium made that creature to screw with the Monster's mind.

Oh dude, Alucard man. He had to shallow his pride fro that the fakers for help. Poor guy. I bet He would want Seras to do "something special for him" for the trouble she brought.

I got teh TMNT part, but what kind of creature "a six-foot, insect like creature with a 'spring-loaded', penetrating, fanged tongue, a hard, dark exoskeleton and acidic blood"

Great job and have a nice day.

Awesome _

I think the only thing better than the idea of Hellsing being indunated with the small balls of fluff is the idea of Alucard being pissed off because everyone is in a good mood about it.

Tribbles are always so much fun.

Til next time!