Not bad, not bad at all... nowhere near good, but... ah, you know I'm just kidding! Pretty good, I really like what you are doing with my character. In fact, that thing with Holly this chapter is the best joke I've read about my character yet! (I think she's warming up to me, she didn't slap me this time.)

Diamond Ring: $400

Bouquet of roses: $20

Box of chocolates: $10

Being kicked in the crotch after hitting on a woman you just met: PRICELESS

Nice...this should be interesting.

The Rift Hunters are SO dead...

That was l33t.

*All readers look at Jeff* Readers: YOU DO SPEAK LIKE THAT!

Yup. Here's the translation to what I said.

F***ing government. Put me in a cell. Now they put some more freaks in here. When I get out, I may have to kill them.

To Holly's reply: Screw you!