|Reviews for JANE EYRE, as told by Nuriko and Hotohori|
| hailey 11/4/12 . chapter 1
| Latnixa Tisballex 4/15/08 . chapter 1
YAIY! THE ONLY YAOI PAIRING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES ANY GODDAMN SENSE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
| technicolor squirrel 7/13/05 . chapter 1
1. Hotohori: Unfortunately, we do not remember the exact name of said school
The name is Lowood… Edward points out that it is a charitable institution.
2. Hotohori: The headmaster of this school is named something beginning with B.
Nuriko: Helpful, ne?
It's Brocklehurst, I believe.
3. Hotohori: … and one girl is even forced to shave her head because she had naturally red, curly hair…
Actually her hair was shorn short, not shaved. 'means it was cut.
4. Hotohori: -;; She sees a man on horseback. And…something happens, I think he falls off the horse or something, but I am not certain…
It's nighttime, and she frightens the horse, causing it to rear back and throw off Rochester. He protests a great deal, and curses even more (for a Victorian novel, that is) before he finally allows Jane to help him back to the horse.
5. Hotohori: Blanche is conceited, vain, and beautiful…a perfect lady in every way.
Actually, she is portrayed as rather charming. Conceited, yes, but not horribly so. Rather spoiled.
6. Hotohori: …whereupon the dying aunt admits to feeling guilty that she treated her that badly, and winds up leaving her her fortune.
Lies! Lies! Her Aunt (her mother's brother's sister) gives her a letter her uncle sent (her father's brother, I think) and then it turns out her uncle dies and HE leaves her money. _
*And, additionally, Jane gives a quarter of her 20,0 pound inheretence to St John (pronounce SinJun), and a quarter each to his sisters.
*In the musical, St John is taking care of Jane's Aunt- they squish the two journeys together.
*One of Jane's female cousins (Mrs. Reed's daughters) has passion without discipline, the other discipline without passion.
*Rochester may be ugly, but no worries, so is Jane!
*Jane can paint and draw and such. DAMN, can she ever.
*These have been fun facts, neh?
| Anoyo 1/31/05 . chapter 1
Hahaha! That was PRICELESS! You had a few JE facts wrong (like, Mason gets stabbed WELL before the wedding - back when they think Ingram and Rochester are still engaged, and the ending. . . but that's okay).
I had to choose a "choice novel" for my AP English I class, and me and two friends chose Jane Eyre. We did a movie of it. I was Bertha. *dies laughing* That was SO MUCH FUN! I got to try and stangle one of our blackmailed cast members. And now I keep thinking of Josh (who played Mason) as Tasuki (don't ask). I have to laugh my butt off. Really. This was REALLY GOOD.
I'll go laugh in my corner now. Thanks.
| Kat 12/10/04 . chapter 1
Love your fics, by the way.
I read the book. And still have it. -tries to suppress a giggle, and fails-
TASUKI'S A WOMAN AND I LIKE RAMEN NOODLES, SO LET'S FIND A WHISKERED POODLE!
| makai-tenshi 8/31/04 . chapter 1
never read jane eyre, don't think i want to... but this was funny! lol
| I.b. and the block of swiss cheese 7/10/04 . chapter 1
I.b. I haven't read the book, but i geuss now i never will have to... ever!
Cheese: I don't know why i can talk, i have no mouth, or lungs, or vocal cords!
I.b. : Anywho, i loved it!
Cheese: Don't let her eat me!
A guest appearance by Mykah Leigh: Ignore the cheese...Heck, just pretend it's another one of those reviews that say it's a good fic and then the review is done... Bye.
I.b: Where was i before i was so rudely interrupted... Ahh I remeber (picks up cheese)
I.b:(takes bite) yum!
Cheese: you ate me
I.b.:Well i haven't eaten since 5pm today and its now 11:34 pm! Anyway great story! Keep it up! ( and the cheese wasn't bad either)
I.b. and her block of swiss cheese
| Songwind 4/26/04 . chapter 1
What a kawaii story! I love this play, I actually have the musical on a CD. ; I know, sad, ain't it?
But seriously, I love your stories with Nuriko; they're so wonderfully hyper. They just seem to fit him beautifully!
I can't wait to read more Nuriko-centered stories from you! _
| Threshie 11/19/03 . chapter 1
BWAHAHAHA! Tasuki's a *%$in' Jamaican woman! KEKEKEKEKEKE...! *Cough* ...A-hem. ;; Sounds like a very odd book. I've never read it, myself, but the fact that the main hero had two other lovers that he neglected to tell Jane about and only goes after her once he's been blinded and crippled and had his fortune ruined, wailing for help, doesn't make me think very highly of him. ;; How'd this thing become a classic? OO;;
LOL, hope nobody who actually likes the book reads this... ;; Please, no flames! Mercy, mercy-don't be like Tasuki the Ja-the J-JJ-Jamaic-BWAHAHAHAHA! *Cracks up and is lost to the word until she finds another fanfic to R&R*
| hori 4/18/03 . chapter 1
Mistakes in the story.
| Kang Xiu 11/29/02 . chapter 1
*faints laughing* Although I rather think Suboshi should have been the psychopathic wife *nodnod*
Amiboshi: You want to do WHAT to my brother?
| Guest 9/18/02 . chapter 1
WAI! I LOVED THIS!
OK, I for one have read Jane Eyre *looks proud* _' I think you have it pretty much down!
| shadow priestess 6/4/02 . chapter 1
Cool! This was really amusing even though I haven't read the book. I'm way too young to be reading the classics! OK, so actually I'm just unable to get my hands on the book and it looks uninteresting anyways.
| Sweetdeily-departing 5/12/02 . chapter 1
KAWAII! and cool, and cute, i hope to see alot more like this!
| Adriana Morgan 3/21/02 . chapter 1
"Whazzup." LOL I love it! Great job, I look forward to reading your other stories