Sexy and humorous? Nice. XD I know a lot more about England now. Don't feel too bad about the Washington thing – I could probably name all 50 states, but when Arthur said that Missouri was near Oklahoma, I had to double check on a map. XD Anyway, that was really cute!

This rocks! Mannnn, this fetish is awesome, lol(: Thanks for writing, yeah.

LOL can't wait to tell my friends about this! They will laugh their Louisianas off! (lol get it?)

AHhahaha this is one of the most interesting smut I've read

I was thinking about what New Jersey would be...

and then I realized that other people dub it as the "armpit of America"

...well it's one damn good armpit:P

Anyways, thanks for submitting this! I'm gonna have a hard time looking at maps nowXDD

Wonderful

Damnit, try LIVING in Florida! Do you know how embarrassing it is after seeing Hetalia and reading fanfiction like this! *blushes intensely* None the less, I still enjoyed your writing, even if I am somewhat mortified...

Hahaha! awesome story :) I had such fun reading both chapters!

...but it led me thinking...that when a nation looks at a map, their own or another or even the world, it's like a porn magazine for them o.O ...I'm such a pervert!

also I was totally google mapping the places in this story as I read it :P once again great story!

I LIVE IN FUCKING TAMPA.

I feel like such a pervert. XD

This was so funny-I felt like a stalker though because most of the cities/states were where I guessed they would be XD

I LIVE IN FUCKING TAMPA.

I feel like such a pervert. XD

This was so funny-I felt like a stalker though because most of the cities/states were where I guessed they would be XD

No New Enlgnad? *pouts* Somewhere around his head, I would guess...or something near there XD This was great! I always thought Big Ben was...you know...but, my mind has been blown. Good to know that my grandpa lives in England's toenail -.-'

But this was a great idea! Now I need a map of England! Maybe you could do more countries like this?

Youare not alone.

XD you know it's sad when you read this and try to find out where on Alfred's body you live based off of the places named. btw, I totally founf myself. Nice story. it wass funny, educational, and hot all at the same time lol.

crap, i got the measurement for florida way wrong. it's actually %1.7 of the US. and florida is bigger than england after all. -_-

i divided the area of cornwall in km squared by the area of england (not UK). cornwall is 2.7% of england's area.

then i did the same thing for the united states and florida. florida is .022% of the US. xD don't be discouraged by america's counties, england! it also turns out that florida is not bigger than the whole united kingdom. or even just england!

lol I will never look at Floria and the Bahamas the same way again!