Hey :)

"And quite possibly the most perverted thing I've written so far"

Not quite perverted enough, but don't worry, this comes from someone who's had to sit through "Bruno" a few nights ago *shudder*

"It was turning out to be one of those clichéd cold and lonely nights which even the fucking stars seemed to be enjoying more than he did. Mierda, he could practically feel those little fuckers twinkling above him, never mind the fact that he happened to be one of those stereotypical mysterious bundles slung across some bastard's shoulders in a goddamned sack, for shit's sake"

- Love me some Miguel POV, and those Spanish cuss words sure sound cool, don't they?

"As of now, Eddy Gordo, Lars Alexandersson and Jin Kazama have been tied up in a similar fashion to test my skills. It's been exactly four hours and they've still remained as such, regardless of how hard they struggled."

-Haha, classic Nina

LMAO at Julia's currency of payment XD

Wow, Zafina is friggin' Catwoman lol

"Not with a video, of course"

haha, of course not, it's Zafina, not effing Kim Kardashian XD

Great flipping piece :)

Happy Writing!

I love you so damn much 3

Nothing wrong with pervertedness ;3

'he could practically feel those little fuckers twinkling above him,' - XD Love this.

'The observation that he was clad in only his underwear did not help matters.' - LOLOL. OH MAI.

'A sudden glimmer of light caught his eye. He craned his neck upwards to read the gold lettering placed strategically above the bed. Immediately afterwards, he sank back down in a daze.

"Happy Birthday, Zafina." He intoned to himself.' - -DEATH-

"I see. He likes it rough." - TEEHEEHEEHEE OH HWOARANG.

'Oh yes, Zafina had the best friends a girl could have. She would certainly thank them later on.

Not with a video, of course.' - LOL.

WIN. Loved it, Ran XD