How many Gryffindor's does it take to light a wand?
Zero, they're all to busy saving the day (again) to try.
How many Order of the Phoenix members does it take to light a wand?
one to hex everything in sight, one to change what she looks like and knock something over simultaneously, one to be locked inside the house, one to go crazy about a sparkplug, one to turn into a wolf, one to yell at Fred and George, one to sneer at Harry, one to be a secret-keeper, one to mislead the search for a mass-murderer, one to steal a bunch of frogs, cauldrons, or anything else not bolted to the floor, and one to insist that she can actually see dementors. (Ten points to your house if you kept up if all of that, and an additionally 15 if you can correctly identify all of those members.)
How many Professor Quirrells would it have taken to light a wand?
One, p-p-providing he could st-stop st-st-stuttering long enough to s-say lu-lu-lumos.
one, if Snape stops threatening him long enough to let him do it.
He doesn't have time to light a wand, he has to steal the Philosopher's Stone.
Four, one to let in a troll; one to faint; one sneak up to the third floor; and one to arrange for Snape, and not himself, to be bitten.
How many Professor Trlawneys does it take to light a wand?
Only one, but she promptly puts it out because she is thoroughly convinced that she sees the Grim in its light.
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
Ravenclaw? That house actually exists in the books?
How many Diggory's does it take to light up a wand?
Only one but he's far too noble to actually take the credit for it.
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
One, but by the time he finally gets it lit, his five seconds of fame are stolen by none other than a Gryffindor. Tough Luck, guys.
How many Blast-Ended Skrewts does it take to light up a wand?
Why would they need the light, if they have blasts on the ends of their tails?
How many hippogriffs does it take light up a wand?
Only one, but only after it's been provoked by Malfoy.
How many Death Eaters does it take to light up a wand?
Only one, but he was *definitely* under the Imperious Curse
How many Ludo Bagman's (Bagmen?) does it take to light up a wand?
Five, one to bet on whether or not he can do it, one to lose the bet, one to make another bet to pay off the first bet, one to lose the second bet, and one to run from the goblins.
How many Crouch's does it take to light up a wand?
Three, One to break his son out of prison, one to impersonate an auror, and one to light it while under the Imperious Curse.
How many framed mass-murderers does it take to light up a wand?
Well, I'm not sure myself, but once he breaks out of prison, I'll let you know.
How many James Potters does it take to light up a wand?
Well, only one, but he has to be sure to do it when Lily is watching
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How many Umbridge's does it take to light a wand?
Four. One to write to Fudge and ask for a Decree so she can be the only one at Hogwarts to do it, One to say "hem hem", one to flaunt the decree in front off all the other Proffessors and one to actually light the darn thing.
How many Tonks' does it take to light up a wand?
-Three. One to drop it, one to trip over while trying to get it,and one to pick it up and manage to do the spell.
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