 JaceDamian23 2007-06-26 . chapter 6aw it was so cute.i loved it
i loved the part when seamus said to ron, didnt he know he shouldve worn a condom
“It could have been worse, I suppose,” Draco said. “I’m still alive.” He made a face. “Ow!”
“What?” Ron panicked.
“It kicked me. It just bloody kicked me!”
“Calm down!” Ron snapped. “It happens.”
“I will not calm down. My own child is attacking me!” Draco pounded his little fists against the mattress. “I hate this! I hate it, hate it, hate it!”
“Sh, sh”, Ron grabbed his hand instinctually and began stroking the back. “Breathe.”
“Ahrh” Draco howled and threw his tissue box across the room. Professor Snape seemed to be trying really hard not to laugh.
“I’ll just-leave you two alone, shall I?” He smirked and swept out.
lmfao. i loved that part
“Not because of your name, because of Potter’s and you hang around with Potter. He’s just awful to you because you’re a moron.”
“Yeah? Well, screw you.”
Draco patted his stomach.
“You already did. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be here.”
“You want a knuckle sandwich, Malfoy?”
“You wouldn’t hit a pregnant person,” Draco said smugly
lol. aww there so cute
“I heard they had a show that’s got all gay men, and they have sex with each other all the time,” Draco sounded awed. “With nudity and everything. It’s not **, it’s a real tv show.”
** as folk? OMG I LOVE that show
Oh look, “Draco mumbled. “It’s Potter and Granger. Yay.”
lol
“I was trying to get him to say “Please” he said to Draco.
“Malfoys don’t say please.”
“Peas!” the child giggled.
“He’s completely hopeless,”Draco said.
lmfao.aw
Surprisingly, Draco rolled over and snuggled up to Ron. “Mother said I always land on my feet.”
Ron was slightly frightened by the concept that Draco was trying to cuddle. Draco must have been really tired, and Ron must have been just as tired because he had no interest in pushing Draco away. They fell asleep that way, and a few minutes later, Marius climbed into bed with them.
The next thing he knew, Ron was awakened by a flash of light in his eyes.
“Put the blasted camera away, woman!” Lucius was saying.
“I can’t help it, they’re so adorable!” Narcissa cooed. |
 alli-sun 2006-09-23 . chapter 6O.o *bursts out laughing* O.o *bursts out laughing* O.o wow, that was so weird and hilarious and deliciously slashy at the same time. i don't usually like to read about mpreg, but Malfoy with mood swings is always funny. and the end, with Narcissa taking the picture, that was perfect. hilariously perfect. n-n |