Nobody would believe me if I told them about this, it's that f*cked up. Never did like eating my veggies anyways; now I have a real excuse not to. Though, to a salad's credit, most salad's main leafy veggie is lettuce and not cabbage. But dear Lord, whoever wrote the original really needs some psychiatric help. And unfortunately, anybody who reads their work will most likely need the same. I like the commentary, and I'm sorry you were subjected to such traumatic content. I'm also sorry that I can't stop laughing; my ribs hurt like hell and I feel bad for laughing at your expense. Please forgive me!

Holy fuck... That all i can say. Im so disturbed and i can never eat cabbages the same way as fuck though.

And people think your stories are fucked up.