*falls off her chair laughing*
This is so good it makes me want to join the Death Eaters! Okay, not really, but this is FANTASTIC! Do a verse about Bellatrix.

OMG!!!!!!!! That was so damn funny!!!!!! Oh, I have to go show that to my parents!!!!

Lol, this whole song keeps marching on...

Hey, great songfic! I sang/read this out loud to my friend and she loved it. Keep up the good work!
~Snuffles