Loved this! I want to be on one of Hermione's teams!

Wait, that wasn't really from the book? I thought it was completely about Edward being hot and sparkly.

Oh, and Draco does seem like a vampire... :D

i would comment if i could stop laughing.

One hour after

This is the one of the BESTS fanfictions i've ever read! Such a great plot, and is ALL REAL.

but draco is hotter than edward :p

Could you please answer me WHY twilight have so mach fans? hava NO PLOT, NO HISTORY, NO GOOD - CHARACTERS, and "ou're not… Team Jacob, are you?" she demanded.

"I'm Team I Have A Life,'"

Guess what hermione? ME TOO

just love you fanfiction, and sorry if I made any mistake of English, I'm brazilian and don't speak English verry well

oh so funny

enjoyed similarities between ginny and pansy - you couldn't tell them apart!

hillarious. thx for posting. real entertaining :)

El oh bloody el. Two thumbs up for awesome hilarity!

Oh. My. GODNESS ! That was awesome ! I had a really good laugh ! Excellent.

""You're not… Team Jacob, are you?" she demanded.

"I'm Team I Have A Life," Hermione shot back, hopping to her feet. "And I'm almost a member of Team Real World and Team Fictional Characters Are Not Real. Now, I'm off to work." Ahahahahah, this sentence almost killed me ! I love it :D

As I Twilight fan, I state that this is hilarious! :)

Really? I thought it was in the book...at least the 'his _ is sparkly. His _ is sparkly. I wonder what else is sparkly' thing was. And, by the way, I'm a mix between Team 'Bella is a Mary-Sue', Jacob, 'Bella needs to get a life', Jasper, and occasionally Team Alice, but only if it's well written (ie- Alice/Bella femslash). And, quite possibly, the dreaded Bedward. Ew. *shudder* I actually occasionally like that paring...but you were saying that you're writing more of this? And quite possibly more Twilight-bashing please?

Oh my goodness. That was ineffable. Ineffable, I tell you! I LOVED it! Because, when you think about it, Draco does kinda resemble a Twilight vampire. *giggles* Draco would totally beat Edward in a fight, I think, under the right circumstances. Draco totally cuter, at any rate.

And, for the record, I had pretty much the same reaction Hermione did to Twilight. Couldn't stand Bella and her obsession with Edward. Didn't like Edward much better. But that's not really the point.

*contemplative face* Draco would make a very interesting vampire. I shall contemplate this... Yeah, he needs to be turned. :)

Ranger

Hermione has good taste in plays/movies. Phantom of the Opera rocks!

I love twilight, but reading this was hilarious :). I loved how Draco was reacting to the book and how everyone thought he was a vampire. Awesome job, I love this story.

hahaha, I LOVED it!

very funny and worth reading as well.

I can't seem to be able to say anything else!

It's an excellent humourous fic!

best wishes,

CWM

Haha. This was hilarious! Loved it!

i loved it. and Hermione's aversion to Twilight and Draco's horrified reaction had me cackling. well done

LOL..omg i loved this story it was hilarious.."Sorry. I don't go out with gay vampires." that literally had me laughing